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    Despair Pennant

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    Despair Pennant

    • 20" felt pennant
    • Says DESPAIR
    • Has a tiny storm cloud
    • Shows you're excited about hopelessness
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    Item #: 12518

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    Mark's Pick of the Week

    MARK'S PICK OF THE WEEK

    Finally, something that lets you show you're a fan of despair. Where would you be without despair, happy all the time? Yeah, right. That's for suckers. We know the real score. - Mark



    For people passionate and enthusiastic about nihilism

    Once you accept that the world is basically made of suffering, why be blue about it? Celebrate your hopelessness with this 20" felt pennant which features the word "DESPAIR" and a tiny storm cloud. Good gift for poets, people who just moved out of their parents' house and anyone who accepts misery, but can still be happy. There ain't no party like an existentialist party, because an existentialist party has meaninglessness, absurdity and cake...