Let the Dashboard Jesus be your co-pilot!
Even though he may guide you through the valley of gridlock, he alone cannot get you into the carpool lane. Each 4'' plastic Jesus figure sits atop a metal spring with an adhesive base, but does not constitute a passenger in the eyes of the law. Jesus does not care if you drive a rusted beater or a Ferrari, he judges you not by your method of transportation, but by the path you choose to take. He bobbles equally for all men. Think of him as a kind of spiritual GPS and the S stands for shepherd. If you don't have a car, stick him up somewhere that you could use a little peace, serenity or forgiveness.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.