Mystic eye stares into your soul as you drive
Capture the ancient mystical powers of fraternal organizations with our Dashboard Eyeball. It's an all-seeing eye wearing a tasseled fez. The Masons referred to it as the "Eye of Providence," and the Oddfellows called it the "Watchful Eye." Of course, if you think having an omnipotent eye of universal knowledge is a load of mumbo jumbo, you should buy it just because it's so freaking awesome to have an fez-wearing eyeball on your dashboard. I mean, c'mon—it will make your Prius feel like a retro hot rod!
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.