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FREE GROUND SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $75!

    Order & Shipping Information

    Ground Orders

    We ship standard ground orders via the U.S. Postal Service and UPS Ground.
    Ground orders will leave our warehouse within two business days.
    Ground orders can take more than a week to arrive after they have shipped.

    Rush Orders

    Rush orders will arrive within 2-3 business days after they have shipped.
    Rush orders will leave our warehouse the next business day after an order is placed.
    Rush orders will not be delivered on Sunday or national holidays.
    A Rush order that ships on Friday will arrive by Tuesday.
    PLEASE NOTE: Saturday, Sunday and national holidays are not business days.

    Next Day Air Orders

    Next Day orders will leave our warehouse the next business day after an order is placed.
    Next Day shipping is not available for PO BOX addresses.
    Next Day orders will not be delivered on Saturday, Sunday or national holidays.
    A Next Day order that ships on Friday is delivered on Monday.
    PLEASE NOTE: Saturday, Sunday and national holidays are not business days.

    Shipping Rates

    Merchandise Total
    Standard*
    Rush
    Next Day
    $0.00 to $10.00
    $3.25
    $5.50
    $28.95
    $10.01 to $19.99
    $4.95
    $8.00
    $28.95
    $20.00 to $50.00
    $6.95
    $14.95
    $32.95
    $50.01 to $75.00
    $7.95
    $16.95
    $40.95
    $75.01 to $100.00
    FREE
    $20.95
    $60.95
    $100.01 to $150.00
    FREE
    $25.95
    $62.95
    $150.01 to $300.00
    FREE
    $30.95
    $70.95
    $300.01 to $500.00
    FREE
    $39.95
    $150.00
    $500.01 to $1,000.00
    FREE
    $49.00
    Contact for Rates
    $1000.01 +
    FREE
    Contact for Rates
    Contact for Rates
    *AK and HI add $5.00. Rush and Next Day Shipping not available.

    International Shipping Methods & Charges

    We are not currently shipping orders outside the United States.

    Payment Information

    To make a payment on our site you can use a credit card, PayPal or, if you're feeling retro and have a lot of time, you can print your order out and send us a check. We take Visa, MasterCard, Discover and American Express.

     

    Prepaid Visa, Mastercard, and American Express gift cards must be registered with the card company for transactions to be approved.

    Order via Mail or Fax

    To order via mail or fax write your billing address, shipping address and phone number on a piece of paper along with the items you'd like to order. Total your items and look up your shipping in the chart above. Don't forget to include a check or credit card number! Address and fax info is listed below.

     

    Contact Information

    Telephone Information:

    You can call us at (425) 349-3009 from 8:00am to 4:00pm Pacific time, Monday through Friday. One of our friendly operators will be happy to take an order or just answer a few questions.

    Fax Information:

    Our fax number is (425) 349-5188. Orders sent by fax are normally shipped from our warehouse within 48 hours. Please be sure that the credit card account number and expiration date are legible, and that you include a daytime telephone number.

    Mail Information:

    Archie McPhee
    10915 47th Ave. W
    Mukilteo, WA 98275 USA

    Email Information:

    Send order-related messages to [email protected].
    If you'd like to sign up for the Super Awesome News email newsletter, please go to our Newsletter Sign-up Page.

    Wholesale Ordering:

    For wholesale ordering information, please visit accoutrements.com.

     

    Our Seattle Store

    Come visit our Seattle store, or at least visit our store web site. Not only is our store the world epicenter of weirdness, it is a veritable treasure trove of unique products. Many items we sell are only available by making the trek to the store. Whether you're coming from New York or Redmond, the journey is well worth it.

     

    Returns Policy

    You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a refund of the full merchandise total. Damaged or defective items may also be returned for exchange.

     

    You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

     

    If you need to return an item, simply mail it to the following address. Please include a copy of the original packing slip, or a note with the order number or billing information so we know who to credit and what you want (return for credit, exchange, etc.).

     

    Archie McPhee
    10915 47th Ave. W
    Mukilteo, WA 98275 USA