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    Contact Us

    Email Information:

    Send order-related messages to [email protected].

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    Telephone Information:

    You can call us at (425) 349-3009 from 8:00am to 4:00pm Pacific time, Monday through Friday. One of our friendly operators will be happy to take an order or just answer a few questions.

    Fax Information:

    Our fax number is (425) 349-5188. Orders sent by fax are normally shipped from our warehouse within 48 hours. Please be sure that the credit card account number and expiration date are legible, and that you include a daytime telephone number.

    Mail Information:

    Archie McPhee and Company
    10915 47th Ave. W
    Mukilteo, WA 98275 USA

    International Shipping Methods & Charges

    We are not currently shipping orders outside the United States.

    Order via Mail or Fax

    To order via mail or fax write your billing address, shipping address and phone number on a piece of paper along with the items you'd like to order. Total your items and look up your shipping in the chart here. Don't forget to include a check or credit card number! Address and fax info is listed above.

    Our Seattle Store

    Come visit our Seattle store, or at least visit our store web site. Not only is our store the world epicenter of weirdness, it is a veritable treasure trove of unique products. Many items we sell are only available by making the trek to the store. Whether you're coming from New York or Redmond, the journey is well worth it.

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    Job Opportunities

    Administrative Assistant/Customer Service Representative

    Archie McPhee’s Mukilteo warehouse office seeks fulltime upbeat administrative assistant/customer service representative with strong phone, computer, multi-tasking, communication, reception and organizational skills. Sense of humor & grace under fire required. No jerks.


    Other Requirements:

    • Customer Service experience
    • Excel
    • Microsoft Word
    • Sage500 or other ERP software experience a plus
    • Multi phone lines
    • Excellent communication and people skills
    • Time management & prioritization skills
    • Strong written and verbal skills

    Company Benefits

    Full time regular employees qualify for the following official benefits:

    • Medical insurance paid
    • Dental Plan
    • SEP-IRA retirement plan effective after three years
    • Job-related education (approved on a case-by-case basis)
    • Paid major holidays and vacation time
    • Love of mustaches, narwhals and/or bacon.

    Please send resume and cover letter (don't forget that cover letter!) to: [email protected].