Archie McPhee

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Telephone Information:

You can call us at (425) 349-3009 from 8:00am to 4:00pm Pacific time, Monday through Friday. One of our friendly operators will be happy to take an order or just answer a few questions.

Fax Information:

Our fax number is (425) 349-5188. Orders sent by fax are normally shipped from our warehouse within 48 hours. Please be sure that the credit card account number and expiration date are legible, and that you include a daytime telephone number.

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Archie McPhee and Company
10915 47th Ave. W
Mukilteo, WA 98275 USA

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We are not currently shipping orders outside the United States.

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Our Seattle Store

Come visit our Seattle store, or at least visit our store web site. Not only is our store the world epicenter of weirdness, it is a veritable treasure trove of unique products. Many items we sell are only available by making the trek to the store. Whether you're coming from New York or Redmond, the journey is well worth it.


Job Opportunities

Retail Customer Service, Full time

The Archie McPhee Store in Wallingford seeks interesting individual for full time retail customer service position.


Hours: To be determined, including evenings & weekends


Job Description and General Duties:
The person in this position is responsible for customer service, opening and closing tills, cashiering, stock maintenance, maintaining store presentation and cleanliness, work days, weekends and evenings, some production work and other specific duties as assigned.


General Qualifications, Experience, Education, Skills & Training:

  • Retail experience with ability to work accurately with a cash register scanning system and money
  • Must possess basic computer, keyboard and math skills
  • Must be outgoing, friendly and poised while working with the public
  • Must have a sense of humor and be willing to dress in costumes
  • Ability to work well with co-workers in a fast-paced, heavy team-oriented environment
  • Must have excellent written and verbal communication skills
  • Must have product enthusiasm with ability to memorize hundreds of prices and effectively organize stock
  • Ability to lift frequently - often up to 50 lbs.
  • Flexible schedule required
  • Must be willing to perform other tasks and projects as required
  • Artistic ability a plus
  • Current driver’s license/insurance desirable
  • Supervisor experience desirable
  • No jerks

Working conditions: 95% of the time standing on a hard floor in a retail establishment. Frequently throughout the day will be bending, reaching, kneeling and climbing step stools and ladders. Periodically will lift up to 50 lbs.


Company Benefits


Full time regular employees qualify for the following official benefits:

  • Medical insurance paid
  • Dental Plan
  • SEP-IRA retirement plan effective after three years
  • Paid major holidays and vacation time
  • Employee discount on products
  • Love of mustaches, narwhals and/or bacon.

Location:  We are located in Wallingford in Seattle (1300 N 45th St).


Send resume and cover letter to or drop off resume at the store.


Temporary Seasonal Warehouse Positions

Archie McPhee's fast paced Mukilteo, Washington warehouse is looking to fill temporary seasonal warehouse positions.



  • Must be able to lift up to 60 lbs.
  • Flexible schedule
  • Able to work quickly and accurately under pressure
  • Sense of humor a plus

Send resume and cover letter to


No jerks need apply!