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The most evolved Christmas ornament ever

  • Ornament of Charles Darwin
  • 3-1/2" x 5" traditional glass style
  • Was a real guy
  • Looks like Santa, but it's not
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$15.00

Item #: 12407


  

Charles Darwin Ornament

Charles Darwin Ornament

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Charles Darwin Ornament Spinning Charles Darwin Ornament

The most evolved Christmas ornament ever

SPOILER ALERT FOR KIDS! SERIOUSLY, DON'T READ THIS DESCRIPTION. There is no Santa Claus, but that's no reason you shouldn't have a jolly bearded fellow on your tree! Why not make it Charles Darwin, the scientist who formulated the theory of evolution. Use this 3-1/2" x 5" stealth ornament to take some of the Santa Claus out of Christmas and insert a real guy who wrote books and practiced the scientific method. Also good for sneaking on your mom's tree as a secret stand against her mainstream ornaments. Don't feel left out during Christmas just because you don't want to lie to kids, celebrate in your own way with the Charles Darwin Ornament. You can have one of your intellectual heroes hanging on your tree (with the included string) while everyone else thinks it's Santa Claus..