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Angry Scotsman Mints
$2.50Haud yer wheesht! I'll gie ye a skelpit lug!
- Furious man from Scotland on the tin
- Contains 0.7 oz. of minty mints
- Does not taste like haggis
- Puts some starch in your kilt
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Savory Bacon Sticks
$3.00The flavor of bacon without the greasy fingers
- Bacon-flavored snack sticks
- Look like pocky sticks
- Yummy!
- Free temporary tattoo
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Googly Eyes Suckers
$8.00Finally, having eyes bigger than your stomach pays off
- Two Googly Eye shaped suckers
- Cola-flavored, 2-1/2" diameter
- Great for photos
- May be bigger than your stomach
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Butter Sucker
$3.50If only there was some candy toast to spread this on
- Shaped like a 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" pat of butter
- Tastes like butter
- A dream come true
- Does not include candy toast
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Penny Sucker
$3.00Penny candy that costs more than a penny
- A 2-1/2" diameter Penny Sucker
- Tastes like root beer
- A visual pun
- Not legal tender
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Shark Attack Sucker
$3.50Open your jaws for this Shark Sucker
- 2" tall Shark Sucker
- Blueberry-flavored
- The source of endless Jaws puns
- Perfect snack for Shark Week
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Underpants Sucker
$3.50Underpants sucker isn't the insult it used to be
- Mint-flavored Underpants Sucker
- 2-3/4" x 1-1/2"
- Sanitary
- Name sounds like a John Waters film
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Thumb Sucker
$3.50Eat your candy like a big ol' baby
- 2-1/2" tall thumb on a stick
- Tastes like Mandarin orange
- Cleaner than your actual thumb
- Candy is socially acceptable
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Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane
$5.00Big bacon flavor in a colossal candy cane
- 10-1/4" tall candy cane
- Tastes like bacon
- Festive symbol of bacon supremacy
- Not to be used to club baby seals
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Pickle Candy Canes
$4.74Santa Pickle is coming to town
- Set of six green & white candy canes
- 5-1/4" tall with dill pickle flavoring
- Featuring Santa Pickle
- Hang on the tree for a briny surprise
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TV Dinner Gumballs
$3.50The perfect gum to chew during a Brady Bunch marathon
- Over twenty gumballs in a collectible
- Three flavors - beef, corn and apple cobbler
- Brings back memories of TV past
- If not, ask your dad about TV dinners
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Jim's Bag of Broken Candy
$7.23Broken candy tastes the same
- 2 lbs!
- Tastes just like unbroken candy
- For less discriminating customers
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Underpants Candy
$4.95The most delicious underpants you've ever eaten
- Tiny candies shaped like undies
- Tastes like tutti frutti
- Eat my shorts, literally
- Tutti-Frutti tighty-whities yummy in tummy
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Honey Badger Mints
$2.50Honey badger cares about your breath
- Colorful, 2-1/4" round tin
- Mint flavor
- Badger eating snake on back of tin
- He don't care
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Bacon Candy Necklace
$3.00Bacon jewelry attracts men and dogs
- 1.3 oz candy necklace made of sugar
- Tastes and smells like bacon
- Has bacon medallion
- Fits most adults and a few pigs
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Fish Head Sucker
$4.50Fish Head Suckers, eat them up! Yum!
- 2-1/4" x 1-5/8" fish head sucker on a stick
- Made of sugar
- Tastes like lemon
- Who doesn't love a fish head?
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Chicken Sucker
$3.00Looks like clammy raw chicken, tastes like orange
- 2" x 1-3/4" candy chicken on a stick
- Delicious orange flavor
- Fowl, but not foul
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Steak Sucker
$3.00Sweet meat for brainy buyers
- A 2-1/4" x 1-3/4" sugar T-bone
- Cherry-flavored
- Fat free
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Lobster Claw Lollipops
$3.50You don't need a bib to eat this lobster
- Tastes like strawberries
- 3-1/2" x 1-5/8 red lobster claw
- The preferred candy of pirates
- Does NOT taste like lobster
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Snake Lollipops
$4.50Cinnamon-flavored snake sucker satisfies sweet tooth
- Realistic kingsnake tastes like cinnamon
- 4" diameter lollipop
- Perfect for Ophiologists
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