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  1. Edgar Allan Poe Candy Book

    Edgar Allan Poe Candy Book

    $5.95

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    • Grape-flavored candy
    • Package looks like book
    • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Poe's face
    • (Buried) alive with flavor
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  2. Shakespeare Candy Book

    Shakespeare Candy Book

    $5.95

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    • Lemon-flavored candy
    • Package looks like book
    • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Shakespeare's face
    • A candy by any other name would taste as sweet
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  3. Sigmund Freud Candy Book

    Sigmund Freud Candy Book

    $5.95

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    • Banana-flavored candy (Hmmm?)
    • Package looks like book
    • Contains 3.3 oz. of candy wrapped with Freud's face
    • Tell me about your mother's candy
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  4. Schadenfreude Mints

    Schadenfreude Mints

    $2.95

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    • 0.7 oz. of candy
    • Minimalist 2-3/4" x 1-5/8" x 1/2" tin
    • A true celebration of failure (not yours)
    • Tastes like other people's misery (minty!)
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  5. Exploding Popcorn Candy

    Exploding Popcorn Candy

    $3.00

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    • Butter-flavored carbonated candy
    • Two .35 oz. packets in each box
    • Turns tongue into air popper
    • Much better than microwave popcorn
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  6. Exploding Wasabi Candy

    Exploding Wasabi Candy

    $3.00

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    • Wasabi-flavored carbonated candy
    • Two .35 oz. packets in each box
    • Turns tongue into spicy sushi
    • Delicious horseradish flavor
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  7. Lucky Mojo Ginger Candy

    Lucky Mojo Ginger Candy

    $5.95

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    • Allegedly lucky candy
    • 2.5 oz. of ginger-flavored hard candy
    • Beautiful tin
    • Brings comfort to the simple-minded
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  8. Gravy Candy Canes

    Gravy Candy Canes

    $4.74

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    • Set of six brown & white candy canes
    • 5-1/4" tall gravy-flavored candy canes
    • Gravy makes everything better, even Christmas
    • Sneak one in with regular candy canes
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  9. Wasabi Candy Canes

    Wasabi Candy Canes

    $4.74

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    • Set of six green & white candy canes
    • 5-1/4" tall wasabi-flavored candy canes
    • Makes the holidays spicier
    • Sneak one in with regular candy canes
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  10. Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane

    Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane

    $5.00

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    • 10-1/4" white candy cane
    • Has no flavor, color or Christmas spirit
    • 3.1 oz. of candy
    • Even Scrooge has a sweet tooth
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  11. Sizzling Bacon Candy

    Sizzling Bacon Candy

    $3.00

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    • Bacon-flavored carbonated candy
    • Two .34 oz. packets in each box
    • Turns tongue into frying pan
    • Your pop will love it, because he rocks!
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  12. Super Sale Sucker Set

    Super Sale Sucker Set

    Special Price: $9.99

    Regular Price: $104.00

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    • 4 different suckers
    • Fish head, butter, penny & underpants
    • Like some kind of candy-coated dream
    • Unbelievably good price
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  13. Vegetable Candy

    Vegetable Candy

    $5.95

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    • Candy that tastes like vegetables
    • Individually wrapped green bean, corn & carrot sugar candies
    • The succotash of the candy world
    • 2.5 oz. of candy in a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin
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  14. Dear Leader Mints

    Dear Leader Mints

    $2.95

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    • 1.2 oz. of mint-flavored candy
    • Mints shaped like bullets
    • Comes in funny 3-1/4" x 2-1/8" x 5/8" tin
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  15. Gravy Candy

    Gravy Candy

    $5.95

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    • Candy that tastes like gravy
    • Comes in a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin
    • You get 2.5 oz. of candy
    • Does not come with mashed potato candy
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  16. Wasabi Candy

    Wasabi Candy

    $5.95

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    • Candy that tastes like wasabi
    • Comes in a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin
    • You get 2.5 oz. of green and white striped candy
    • Spicy!
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  17. Angry Scotsman Mints

    Angry Scotsman Mints

    $2.50

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    • Furious man from Scotland on the tin
    • Contains 0.7 oz. of minty mints
    • Does not taste like haggis
    • Puts some starch in your kilt
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  18. Savory Bacon Sticks

    Savory Bacon Sticks

    $3.00

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    • Bacon-flavored snack sticks
    • Look like pocky sticks
    • Yummy!
    • Free temporary tattoo
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  19. Googly Eyes Suckers

    Googly Eyes Suckers

    $8.00

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    • Two Googly Eye shaped suckers
    • Cola-flavored, 2-1/2" diameter
    • Great for photos
    • May be bigger than your stomach
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  20. Butter Sucker

    Butter Sucker

    $3.50

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    • Shaped like a 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" pat of butter
    • Tastes like butter
    • A dream come true
    • Does not include candy toast
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