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FOR DELIVERY BEFORE CHRISTMAS, PLEASE CHOOSE 2-DAY OR OVERNIGHT SHIPPING.
There's nothing worse than having people look at you in your Horse Mask and saying, "I can tell you're a human because I can see your hands, you loser." Now it'll never happen again thanks to this handsome pair of 14" long latex Horse Hooves:
Horse hooves fit smoothly over most adult hands. Like a pair of cloppy gloves, they instantly add a dash of centaur to any outfit. We recommend wearing them to math class and using them to stomp out your answers or to make shaking hands extra cloppy. Also good for dressing as your favorite rapper, 50 Centaur.
With her subtle makeup and long, luscious lashes, we think she's equal parts creepy and pretty!
As you can see in the picture above, the gentleman suitor horse is wearing our new Horse Hooves!
Get your very own Lady Horse Mask right here.
2014 is the Year of the Horse, which makes us even more excited to ring in the new year. Although the Chinese or Lunar New Year doesn't officially begin until January 31st, we'd like celebrate with a little Chap Hop (rapping in a faux-Victorian style) performed by the always awesome Professor Elemental in a video featuring our Creepy Horse Mask:
(If you enjoy this song, try putting on some Fighting Trousers)[link via laughingsquid]