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You know you're a unicorn, but all these jerks around you won't admit it. This pair of latex Unicorn Hooves slip easily over your hands and immediately make you ten times more likely to pose majestically on a mountaintop, jump a rainbow or toss glitter into the air.
They're specially good for hanging out with virginal maidens and wearing to psychiatric evaluations.
Be awesome, be a unicorn!
Some people refer to squirrels as tree-rats, but we think of them as secret urban unicorns. Squirrelicorns! While the Squirrelicorn is just as magical as its fully equine unicorn comrades, they are a little less rare. You just need to know how to attract them.
To lure a Squirrelicorn out of hiding simply fill a Unicorn Squirrel Feeder with peanuts (and some peanut butter if you’re feeling extra generous) and hang it up within squirrelly reach. Give them a little time to comprehend their
hunger magical potential and, before you know it, your once ordinary squirrels will become awesome Squirrelicorns:
Now we know what you’re wondering: Can two creatures as magical as these be friends? Members of our Bigfoot Research Team are currently taking time away from their search for the elusive Sasquatch to observe Squirrelicorn and Squorse behavior. Legend has it they meet for nutmeat feasts and dance-offs.
If you want to help solve this mystery (or just want to laugh at squirrels looking ridiculous), visit our squirrel shop so you can set up your own Unicorn Squirrel Feeder and Horse Head Squirrel Feeder.
Let us know if you capture photos or footage of squirrelly shenanigans!
Take your squirrels from muggle to magical with this amazing Unicorn Squirrel Feeder. Put some peanut butter on the shelf inside this squirrel feeder and as the squirrel eats it, he’ll transform into a unicorn. Feeds and humiliates squirrels at the same time.
It's like you're a wizard and cast a spell on the squirrels in your backyard. With a quick "unicornis in transmutare sciurus" that boring old mundane tree rat transforms into a magical beast from Fairyland.
Tired of your boring old hand? Unlock its secret and transform it into a unicorn with Handicorn!
It's a set of five finger puppets that take your hand from meh to magical!
After we put them on, we learned that unicorns love Skittles.:
Handicorn will transform your former fist into the ultimate unicorn.
This shimmery, sparkling Lederhosen Unicorn Ornament is the most awesome ornament in the universe. It adds unlimited sass to any Christmas tree.
People often ask us why our Unicorn Ornament is wearing pink lederhosen. We say, "Why not?" If you try and think of more appropriate unicorn attire, you can come up with a few interesting ideas (unitard, Zorro cape, chaps), but nothing that captures the utter awesomeness of the unicorn quite as well.
It's a glass 5-3/4" tall chunk of mind blowing uni-brilliance. Your Christmas tree will never be the same. Includes a string for hanging, but can also stand on its own.
In case you haven't seen them before, here are her wonderful Cthulhu and Pirate snowflakes:
Here at Archie McPhee headquarters we're currently having the floors redone with cork. It's a pretty exciting development for the people who walk on those floors all the time, but the new flooring isn't actually the best part of this project.
Here's an industry secret: After a Unicorn has been through a room with a vacuum, each step you take on that floor releases the sweet scent of cotton candy!
This is a skilled and safety-conscious bunch of guys, so we aren't going to claim that they've been wearing the masks the whole time, but they also clearly know how to win our hearts and make themselves stand out from the competition.
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