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You know you're a unicorn, but all these jerks around you won't admit it. This pair of latex Unicorn Hooves slip easily over your hands and immediately make you ten times more likely to pose majestically on a mountaintop, jump a rainbow or toss glitter into the air.
They're specially good for hanging out with virginal maidens and wearing to psychiatric evaluations.
Be awesome, be a unicorn!
Take your squirrels from muggle to magical with this amazing Unicorn Squirrel Feeder. Put some peanut butter on the shelf inside this squirrel feeder and as the squirrel eats it, he’ll transform into a unicorn. Feeds and humiliates squirrels at the same time.
It's like you're a wizard and cast a spell on the squirrels in your backyard. With a quick "unicornis in transmutare sciurus" that boring old mundane tree rat transforms into a magical beast from Fairyland.
Introducing our new Super Awesome Future! Fortune Cards. This magical deck of 36 oversized cards is the divining tool you’ve been looking for to answer questions like, “Will I find love?” and “What do my cats say about me when I’m at work?”
With cards like Cat Lady, Zombies and Blender, they have been updated with modern imagery yet maintain the classic themes and symbols of the past. Allegedly this is the most accurate system for divining the future ever developed by humans! Includes detailed instruction booklet that explains how to use the cards and the meaning of each.
Check out the video of the Clairvoyant Unicorn giving a sample reading:
While unicorns love summer for all its sunshine and rainbows, they are also fond of autumn. We took this unicorn to a corn maze and he declared himself king of the pumpkin patch.
You know how some people are really good at picking out a good melon? Rumor has it that Unicorns have a highly developed sense that enables them to choose the perfect pumpkin.
Thanks to Stocker Farms for letting us take pictures!
Buy your own Unicorn Mask here
Entitled "Unicorn at the Zoo," this delightful video shows off Randy, the zoo's newest and most magical resident.
"Say hello to the newest resident of the LA Zoo. He’s already a big crowd pleaser…"
Watching him look so longingly at the zebras, we're wondering how Randy the Unicorn would react if other unicorns showed up to visit him at the LA Zoo.
Now we know why we've sometimes felt weirdly unsatisfied after an otherwise amazing day at the zoo. No unicorns![via Laughing Squid]
There's even more than Oktoberfest going on in Germany right now. Actual unicorns are wandering around inside people's homes. We just received this photographic evidence of a recent unicorn sighting in the home of Tim LaBenz. We agree with Tim that its clarity puts previous crytozoological sightings to shame:
Tim explains: "Last night we were celebrating a birthday for our Archie McPhee-crazed 12 y.o.'s birthday. (Cade is the cool kid-o with the nail through his finger opening up his presents.) In the midst of the celebration we were able to capture this random unicorn sighting (but of better quality than other famous -yet grainy- sightings like Bigfoot or Loch Ness, you be the judge)."
In addition to the awesome sighting of a magical creature, this photo serves as further proof that Archie McPhee has the best customers ever. Thanks Tim!
In case you haven't seen them before, here are her wonderful Cthulhu and Pirate snowflakes: