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We've just released a whole new series of shiny new ornaments to help make your Christmas trees and Hanukkah bushes even more awesome this year. Here are three of them:
This Cone Kitty Ornament is for the true appreciator of cats, even when they aren’t having their proudest moment. If this kitty is humiliated by the plastic cone, she’s not showing it. How did this happen? Why is the world so unfair? Merry Christmas!
Our new Introvert Ornament would rather be in the back of the tree in a comfortable secluded spot where it can see the other ornaments if it wants to, but can also have some private time. The perfect ornament to make sure everyone in your family is represented on the tree.
You know what your Christmas tree needs? A Squirrel in Underpants Ornament! No more naked squirrels. This beautifully crafted glass squirrel in underpants won’t be out of place on even the classiest tree.
The Underpants Wallet is the most hygienic way to keep your money in your underpants.
You probably feel self-conscious about carrying your cash in your skivvies, but not anymore! Pretty soon it will feel like second nature to be tucking bills into these tighty-whities. This polyester canvas pair of underpants is actually a 4-1/4" x 3-1/2" folded wallet with plenty of room for cash and cards.
So take that cash out of your actual briefs and move it to your pocket panties! Includes an underpants expert ID card that might get you thrown out of Victoria's Secret.
Hooray, January 21st is Squirrel Appreciation Day!
So let's all put on our Squirrel Masks:
And celebrate this very special day with a squirrel-sized cup of coffee:
Treat your squirrel friends to a nice meal (they have no idea how silly they'll look):
And please give those embarrassingly naked squirrels some underpants so we can stop shielding our eyes at the park:
(Gifs via Kristine R from A Squirrel's Life)
You’ve heard of a tattoo sleeve, but how about a bandage sleeve? This particular sleeve features a colorful array of our bandages. You can see Boo Boo Kisses, Bacon, Rainbow Monkey, Mustache, Underpants, Jesus, Jane Austen, Crime Scene, Pirate, Macaroni and Cheese, Pickle, Abraham Lincoln, Enchanted Unicorn, Cupcake, Affirmation and Skin Art Bandages.
Just because you’re injured doesn’t mean you can’t be stylish!
What do Unicorns:
and Underpants all have in common?:
Easy! They're each categories of awesome stuff available on the entirely redone Archie McPhee website:
It's all so fancy and new. Check it out.
Hooray! David and Shana are back with another brand new episode of the Super Awesome Show. This episode is a whirlwind of cool new Archie McPhee products and warehouse shenanigans.
But that's just the beginning.
It's time for another fun and exciting episode of the Super Awesome Show with Shana and David! A new episode means a peek at more new products.
This time we get a look at the incredible Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler, the Dashboard Monster, Jim's Bag of Broken Candy, and Underpants Candy - possibly the strangest, silliest candy we've come up with yet. Are you ready?
Check it out:
Right now, we're trying to decide which squirrel celebrity would best represent Squirrel Underpants.
There's Twiggy the Skiing Squirrel:
Or, Sugar Bush Squirrel, the world's most photographed squirrel:
Neither squirrel has endorsed Squirrel Underpants, although we endorse both squirrels wholeheartedly. If you have a preference, let us know.