Recently added item(s)
You have no items in your shopping cart.
We love squirrels so much that we've created an entire line of squirrel-related items. Atlas Obscura recently posted a fascinating article about the history of squirrel mania the people who love squirrels so much that they do things like buy tiny Squirrel Underpants for them and Squirrel in Underpants Air Fresheners for themselves:
They also belong to the international Squirrel Lover’s Club:
Hooray, January 21st is Squirrel Appreciation Day!
So let's all put on our Squirrel Masks:
And celebrate this very special day with a squirrel-sized cup of coffee:
Treat your squirrel friends to a nice meal (they have no idea how silly they'll look):
And please give those embarrassingly naked squirrels some underpants so we can stop shielding our eyes at the park:
(Gifs via Kristine R from A Squirrel's Life)
They mounted the Giant Googly Eyes on a stick and asked cosplayers to pose for photos with them. As you can see the results are nothing short of awesome.
Even our own underpants-wearing squirrel got in on the action:
Believe it or not, the photos you see here are just the tip of the awesome iceberg.
The packaging for our Smoking Baby states, “Real babies should never smoke.” We feel the same way about real squirrels wearing Squirrel Underpants (squirrels smoking, however is just fine). Then, Jasin who runs a rodent rescue society sent us a picture of his squirrel, Monk, modeling them. No, he doesn't make him wear it all the time and yes, he rescued the squirrel from a very desperate situation.
My Girlfriend Kirstin and I run a small rodent rescue. About 7 months ago we were asked to take in some baby squirrels. For the 1st few months everything went well and the female (Beasty Rose) is perfectly modest keeping her lady bits covered in fur. However the male (Monk) at about 3 months old began to proudly and rudely display his squirrely manhood. About this time Monk’s Uncle Chris and Aunt Kelinda, seeing how distressed Kirstin and I where becoming over our boy’s lack of modesty, purchased their nephew his very own Squirrel Underpants.
We at Archie McPhee are experts at the useless, impractical and stupid. In that vein, we offer our list of the Top Five Completely Useless Christmas Gifts of 2008! They're currently featured on our homepage, but here are the links to individual products. There are no better gifts to surprise, bewilder and confuse the people on your gift list. Just remember, they'll forget the socks and sweater, but they'll remember Squirrel Underpants forever!
Here they are:
3. Bacon Floss