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We're proud to introduce a new feature on the Archie McPhee website:
The Random Product button!
Our products are already totally random. In our many futile attempts to organize them into categories (other than the obvious ones like mustaches and bacon) we realized it was impossible and that no one is actually looking for anything we’re selling. To solve that problem, we’ve put a Random Product button on every product page. That way, you can explore our site without knowing what you want. Click the picture above and you’ll be taken to your first random page. Then, keep clicking. It’s addictive and you’re pretty much guaranteed to find something you never knew existed.