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Archie McPhee has been keeping Seattle Strange since 1983. Time flies when you're having fun and we're about to celebrate our 30th anniversary and we'd like you to join us.
Join us on Saturday, July 13th from noon to 4pm as we celebrate 30 years of fun and frivolity. Our brand new attraction, the Penny Periscope, will be unveiled at 12 o'clock. Then the games (and winning of fabulous prizes) begin! But that's not all. There will also be performances by the band Fez Monkey and photo ops with the Cap'n Archie wooden cutout. And don't miss the official cake-cutting ceremony at 2 o'clock.
It's going to be an unforgettable day of Archie McPhee-style celebration and fun.
We hope you'll join us for it.
The first decision you have to make when you throw a mustache party is whether you are going to draw the mustaches on or go for the more realistic stick-on fake mustaches. If you do decide to draw them on remember the most important warning, DO NOT USE PERMANENT MARKER!
If you decide to go with stick-on mustaches, there are five types to choose from. For the guest of honor, we recommend the Jumbo Handlebar Mustache. This is the most impressive fake mustache we have ever seen and will give him or her the feeling of being the master of mustaches.
Next, there is the Bendable Party Mustache. These cost a bit more than the rank and file fake mustache, but they are totally posable. You can have a completely different look every time you turn around. You can go from dapper to dreamy with a simple adjustment.
The final three varieties are all simple patches of fuzz with adhesive on the back. These are the ones to give out to special, but not that special party folk. We recommend a mix of all three types. Our most popular is the Stylish Mustaches, which contains seven styles of varying colors. If you're more into the slightly kitschy/creepy mustache, perhaps you'd prefer the Pencil Thin Mustaches. If you have some ladies that are uncomfortable with wearing a mustache, we suggest our Stylish Mustaches for Girls which feature seven different styles in a pretty shade of pink that shouts, "This is a lady-stache and I’m proud of it!"
Another thing you can do is make mustache cookies. If you don't have a cookie cutter shaped like angel wings, you can buy a mustache cutter here. (Link is to another company) Don't underestimate the appeal of mustache-shaped food like shoestring french fries, Cheetos and limp asparagus. Also, it's fun to serve cream-based drinks at the party like White Russians or Eggnog as these are the most likely drinks to add even more milk-mustachey goodness to the party.
And finally, make sure you play some games like mustachioed celebrity charades or Pin the Mustache on 70s Burt Reynolds (Our gift to you. Click here for printable PDF).