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FOR DELIVERY BEFORE CHRISTMAS, PLEASE CHOOSE 2-DAY OR OVERNIGHT SHIPPING.
Super charge your manliness with the Bacon-Scented Mustache. The gosh darn thing smells like bacon. All the bacon. Maybe you aren’t man enough to even wear it! But wearing it will make you so manly that you won’t care.
This is the kind of thing that goes perfectly with woodworking, killing a snake with your bare hands or grilling a giant steak. It's the only mustache that makes you hungry all day. It's 4" wide, which is enough to mask your pathetic, unmasculine, bare upper lip.
When you're wrapping presents this year you've got a big choice.
Do you want to use Meat Wrapping Paper:
Or would you rather use Creepy Wrapping Paper:
As you can see from these GIFs, both styles are eye-popping. With Creepy you get Dental Work, Earwigs, Cockroaches and more. But, with the Meat Parade you get Ground Beef, Corn Dogs, Olive Loaf and more.
It's a tough choice, so we recommend buying both, which you can do by clicking here.