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There’s a lot to envy about the life of a cat. They’re the most popular thing on the internet and people think it’s cute when cats ignore them. This latex mask lets you become a gray tabby any time you want. It has whiskers and looks realistic enough to shock an actual cat into a reaction. You do have to supply your own box to sit in.
Anyone who owns a black cat knows that they bring luck, but for some weird reason superstitious people consider them unlucky. This mask lets you play on those fears. Put it on and be a dark omen to weak-minded believers. People who are in the know will just consider you adorable!
Just think, you can not react to things, sit in cardboard boxes and pose like you’re holding an invisible cheeseburger! MEOW!
Both of these masks fit most adult heads. Shop here!
Our new Howling Wolf Mask is here to save Halloween! It has eyeholes in the neck, so you can walk forward in a constant howl! There doesn't have to be a full moon to wear this mask, but it helps.
Usually a mask just makes you different, but what if a mask made you better? What if a mask made people find a new respect for you and made you irresistible to potential partners? What if a mask gave you the ability to ascend to the spirit plane and move amongst the archetypes of the collective unconscious? That would be great. This mask has the special power to make you awesome! Instead of just disguising you as an animal, it transforms you into a majestic howling wolf. Fits most adult heads.
The praying mantis is one of our favorite insects, not only for their lithe physiques and graceful movements, but also because the females eat the males after mating. Now that’s an insect! This beautiful latex Praying Mantis Mask captures all the detail of a giant insect head. The bold green color is enhanced by a gloss on the eyes that make them pop.
This is probably the best mask we’ve ever made for just creepily standing around and staring at people at the mall. Fits most adult heads.
You need a Bat Mask. You know, to make yourself creepier.
Bats are amazing animals. They have sonar, they eat a third of their weight in insects every night and GOOD GOD THEY ARE SCARY! This latex Bat Mask is pretty realistic which means wearing it and hiding it in a closet to surprise your significant other isn't so much funny as it is justification for your divorce.
Our new Duck Mask is perfect for wading in puddles and eating damp bread. And now you can finally take real duck face selfies too! This mask is beautifully detailed and we added a reflective layer that gives the green feathers a pearlescent sheen.
If you get the urge to fly south for the winter, we recommend you buy you and your flock first class tickets to Miami. Fits most adult heads.
We love our new Raccoon Mask! It's super realistic, complete with whiskers and glassy eyes that glint in the light.
This latex mask will get you chased by dogs, yelled at by angry dads and is perfect for dumpster diving and other late night shenanigans. Fits most adult heads.
Check out this video to see how realistic it is:
The Existential Coloring Book is packed to the gills with animal-people paired with dark quotes from philosophers and other people worried about the essential dark unknowability of the universe.
It's also full of thoughtful yet melancholy activities! From an existential connect-the-dots to a page where you can draw what Kierkegaard is thinking about, you'll being sighing with joy as you work on them.
This looks like a coloring book for kids, but it's probably not a good idea to give it to one, unless they're really smart and more than a little weird.
This twenty-four page, 8" x 10-1/4" book is a great gift for philosophy majors or anyone else overwhelmed with a feeling of hopelessness. It features quotes from existential thinkers, mysterious pictures to color and mildly depressing activities.