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2014 is the Year of the Horse, which makes us even more excited to ring in the new year. Although the Chinese or Lunar New Year doesn't officially begin until January 31st, we'd like celebrate with a little Chap Hop (rapping in a faux-Victorian style) performed by the always awesome Professor Elemental in a video featuring our Creepy Horse Mask:
(If you enjoy this song, try putting on some Fighting Trousers)[link via laughingsquid]
We had a problem around the office. Now that we have three sizes of Googly Eyes for sale, how do we display them in a way that people will understand which googly is which?
The picture above is the first thing that popped into our heads. On the tree you see Giant Googly Eyes (7" diameter). The pig is wearing our Big Googly Eyes (3" diameter). The toast has been personified using Emergency Googly Eyes (1/2" to 1-3/16" diameter).
As soon as we come up with something better, we’ll post it.
Our new latex Pigeon Mask is a perfect excuse to spend the afternoon hanging out on statues or in front of monuments of all kinds. Take one on your next trip and photograph yourself terrorizing pigeons around the world.
Or turn the mask into an awesome science experiment: Will flocks of pigeons accept you as one of their own? Will people throw you popcorn or bread crumbs?
Just remember, wearing a Pigeon Mask doesn't actually enable you to fly.
You'll need a jet pack for that.
Conventional Christmas presents like video games, appliances and socks are great. But you can make Christmas even more fun with some delightfully strange and unexpected gifts as well.
That's why we made this handy list of our top 5 unforgettable Christmas gifts for 2012 to help you get started:
After tending to their beloved yards all year long, Dads have earned some yard-related entertainment and this unusual gift is just the ticket. It also makes a funny (and useful!) present for nature lovers and anyone who thinks the town squirrels are getting a little big for their tiny britches. This time of year those naughty neighborhood squirrels are running around like crazy trying to stock up (and fatten up) for the winter. Hang this feeder in the backyard, fill it with something squirrels find irresistible and then stand back while hilarity ensues.
Moms are renowned for kissing our boo-boos and making us feel better, but Moms sometimes get boo-boos of their own. Fancy bandages decorated with pretty images of one of literature's most famous female novelists or quotations from her best works make an entertaining and delightfully practical gift. (Pairs well with Downton Abbey dvds.)
Most of us know at least one crazy cat lady. If there's one thing crazy cat ladies love almost as much as their cats it's a present for their precious feline friends. Plenty of cat lovers probably already think their kitties are magical creatures, but this inflatable unicorn horn makes it official. It also makes for some seriously funny photos.
This mask is a perfect gift for that famously funny uncle as well as aspiring, accomplished or just downright terrible cooks. Put this realistic raw turkey mask in the hands of someone who already has a great sense of humour and Christmas will turn into something straight out of a sitcom.
What do you get for the person who has everything? Easy, you get them an Inflatable Beard of Bees! There's no chance they've already got one and it's useful in all sorts of unexpected situations: impress the ladies (or the gents or hives of single bees), conceal your identity, cover up that patchy moustache while it's still just growing in or use it as a bib instead of a traditional napkin. It also makes a handy life raft for pet hamsters and the perfect present for notoriously hard-to-shop-for apiarists.
With presents like these, your holiday is sure to be a truly memorable experience. Remember, the more people are laughing, the less they're discussing politics or gossiping about
Thanksgiving is just a few days away. Have you stocked up on all the necessities?
We want to help make your Thanksgiving dinner memorable, so we’ve stuffed our Thanksgiving shop with all the hilarious trimmings.
For example, the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask makes it look like you have a raw turkey stuck on your head:
The Inflatable Turkey is the perfect placeholder while your turkey is still in the oven:
Set out a bowl of Thanksgiving Gumballs for everyone to enjoy. The tins of pumpkin, cranberry and turkey flavored gum also make a perfect place setting decoration that each of your guests can take home and enjoy:
This is a very special time of year. Families are gathering to feast, celebrate and reflect. Remember, if people are laughing, they won’t be arguing about politics!
We love spotting our Horse Head Mask being used and enjoyed in the most unexpected places. We always suspected that it could be useful in any number of situations, but our customers continually demonstrate that there is truly no limit to the possible applications.
People have incorporated the Horse Head Mask into wedding photos:
It has been part of marine animal shows:
Apparently it even makes for comfortable reading on planes:
It takes special skill to race while wearing a Horse Head Mask:
Even dogs enjoy wearing them:
This is Maddie the famous traveling Coonhound
And most recently, we spotted it being worn in this awesome and incredibly strange Japanese video:
Stay tuned for more amazing sightings of the Creepy Horse Mask!
When you're giving the gift of a bottle of wine or simply want to transport a bottle with panache, we've got you covered with Vinderhosen - tiny lederhosen (you know, those distinctly German leather breeches) that snugly and stylishly fit onto a bottle of wine. Even wine bottles like to dress up before going out.
Here we see a Secret Unicorn who not only appreciates the appeal of dressing up a bottle of wine, but also delights in how it coordinates with their own furry pink lederhosen:
We should mention that wearing lederhosen to match your Vinderhosen, while awesome, is completely optional. Either way, a bottle of wine wearing a tiny pair of pants is sure to put a smile on people's faces.
Oh no! The Korduroys have lost their secret unicorn. Will they be able to find him in time to save themselves from a boring, dismal life? Watch this video and find out:
Special thanks go out to our awesome friend Rusty Blazenhoff for participating in this video!