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You need a Bat Mask. You know, to make yourself creepier.
Bats are amazing animals. They have sonar, they eat a third of their weight in insects every night and GOOD GOD THEY ARE SCARY! This latex Bat Mask is pretty realistic which means wearing it and hiding it in a closet to surprise your significant other isn't so much funny as it is justification for your divorce.
Our new Duck Mask is perfect for wading in puddles and eating damp bread. And now you can finally take real duck face selfies too! This mask is beautifully detailed and we added a reflective layer that gives the green feathers a pearlescent sheen.
If you get the urge to fly south for the winter, we recommend you buy you and your flock first class tickets to Miami. Fits most adult heads.
We love our new Raccoon Mask! It's super realistic, complete with whiskers and glassy eyes that glint in the light.
This latex mask will get you chased by dogs, yelled at by angry dads and is perfect for dumpster diving and other late night shenanigans. Fits most adult heads.
Check out this video to see how realistic it is:
How do you improve Thanksgiving? We recommend our Inflatable Turkey and Eagle Talons. Imagine playing living room turkey-volleyball with all your relatives and then delivering the turkey to the table wearing talons! It’s like all your dreams have come to life. Well, our dreams at least. We’re seeing a therapist for it.
Our new Crow Mask makes you look just like a crow or we'll eat... well... crow. It's perfect for dressing as a bad omen or eating roadkill without being judged. Find a creepy scarecrow and prove him wrong. If only Hitchcock had lived to see this.
This realistic, latex mask cries out for you to scare old people feeding stale bread to birds in the park. Find a comfy spot (do not attempt to perch on electrical wires), cock your head to one side, then another, and stare at people with your beady, enigmatic corvid eyes.
2014 is the Year of the Horse, which makes us even more excited to ring in the new year. Although the Chinese or Lunar New Year doesn't officially begin until January 31st, we'd like celebrate with a little Chap Hop (rapping in a faux-Victorian style) performed by the always awesome Professor Elemental in a video featuring our Creepy Horse Mask:
(If you enjoy this song, try putting on some Fighting Trousers)[link via laughingsquid]
We had a problem around the office. Now that we have three sizes of Googly Eyes for sale, how do we display them in a way that people will understand which googly is which?
The picture above is the first thing that popped into our heads. On the tree you see Giant Googly Eyes (7" diameter). The pig is wearing our Big Googly Eyes (3" diameter). The toast has been personified using Emergency Googly Eyes (1/2" to 1-3/16" diameter).
As soon as we come up with something better, we’ll post it.
Our new latex Pigeon Mask is a perfect excuse to spend the afternoon hanging out on statues or in front of monuments of all kinds. Take one on your next trip and photograph yourself terrorizing pigeons around the world.
Or turn the mask into an awesome science experiment: Will flocks of pigeons accept you as one of their own? Will people throw you popcorn or bread crumbs?
Just remember, wearing a Pigeon Mask doesn't actually enable you to fly.
You'll need a jet pack for that.
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