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There’s a lot to envy about the life of a cat. They’re the most popular thing on the internet and people think it’s cute when cats ignore them. This latex mask lets you become a gray tabby any time you want. It has whiskers and looks realistic enough to shock an actual cat into a reaction. You do have to supply your own box to sit in.
Anyone who owns a black cat knows that they bring luck, but for some weird reason superstitious people consider them unlucky. This mask lets you play on those fears. Put it on and be a dark omen to weak-minded believers. People who are in the know will just consider you adorable!
Just think, you can not react to things, sit in cardboard boxes and pose like you’re holding an invisible cheeseburger! MEOW!
Both of these masks fit most adult heads. Shop here!
We've just released a whole new series of shiny new ornaments to help make your Christmas trees and Hanukkah bushes even more awesome this year. Here are three of them:
This Cone Kitty Ornament is for the true appreciator of cats, even when they aren’t having their proudest moment. If this kitty is humiliated by the plastic cone, she’s not showing it. How did this happen? Why is the world so unfair? Merry Christmas!
Our new Introvert Ornament would rather be in the back of the tree in a comfortable secluded spot where it can see the other ornaments if it wants to, but can also have some private time. The perfect ornament to make sure everyone in your family is represented on the tree.
You know what your Christmas tree needs? A Squirrel in Underpants Ornament! No more naked squirrels. This beautifully crafted glass squirrel in underpants won’t be out of place on even the classiest tree.
You can’t take your kitties to work with you, but you can take this peel and stick Dress-Up Crazy Cat Lady. She comes with over 100 reusable vinyl clings that put her awesome life at your command.
Just imagine, not only can you dress her in her cat-related outfits, but you can arrange kitties and kitty accessories in her living room all day long. You decide how many cats are appropriate for her living space. Includes hairballs.
Not every cat is worthy of a wizard hat. Some cats are just plain old mundane muggles mewing mediocrely. Leave them out of this. Other cats are MAGICAL! Those special cats need an Inflatable Wizard Hat for Cats.
This vinyl 6-1/2" long hat is held on kitty's noggin with a four-point elastic strap system. Your own little Meow-lin (Claw-dini? Kitty Kopperfield? Hiss Angel? Hairball Potter?) will even be able to practice wizardry at night because it glows in the dark. Magic cats love it!
Say Abra-cat-dabra and buy one here.
But don't let today be the only day you show your kitty how much they mean to you. You know your kitty is the best kitty ever, so why not get the trophy to prove it?
Make it official by awarding your cat with a World's Best Cat Trophy:
Buy one here. Then hug your kitty again for good measure.
In case you haven't seen them before, here are her wonderful Cthulhu and Pirate snowflakes:
Thanks to their cool and aloof demeanors you might never guess it, but cats love dressing up as other animals, particularly mythological creatures like the awesome unicorn. That's precisely why we designed the Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats.
Cats love it!
Still don't believe us? Take a look at our very own Molly, who's wearing an Inflatable Unicorn Horn (for humans), and her awesome kitty Spyke:
Order one today and make your own cat's dreams come true!pleatedjeans and imgur]