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Introducing our new Super Awesome Future! Fortune Cards. This magical deck of 36 oversized cards is the divining tool you’ve been looking for to answer questions like, “Will I find love?” and “What do my cats say about me when I’m at work?”
With cards like Cat Lady, Zombies and Blender, they have been updated with modern imagery yet maintain the classic themes and symbols of the past. Allegedly this is the most accurate system for divining the future ever developed by humans! Includes detailed instruction booklet that explains how to use the cards and the meaning of each.
Check out the video of the Clairvoyant Unicorn giving a sample reading:
Why yes, these are photos of President Obama shaking hands with someone wearing one of our Horse Head Masks. This awesomely surreal moment occurred on Tuesday night, July 8, 2014, as the President was greeting people along the streets of downtown Denver, CO.
Proving once again that there's no telling where our Horse Head Mask might show up next, the photo above was taken by Jewel Samad and the one below by New York Times photographer Doug Mills.
Of course, it didn't take long for The Internets to react in hilarious fashion, which is how we arrive at this amazing third photo.:
Visit BuzzFeed for additional images.[Photos via the LA Times and BuzzFeed]
There's nothing worse than having people look at you in your Horse Mask and saying, "I can tell you're a human because I can see your hands, you loser." Now it'll never happen again thanks to this handsome pair of 14" long latex Horse Hooves:
Horse hooves fit smoothly over most adult hands. Like a pair of cloppy gloves, they instantly add a dash of centaur to any outfit. We recommend wearing them to math class and using them to stomp out your answers or to make shaking hands extra cloppy. Also good for dressing as your favorite rapper, 50 Centaur.
With her subtle makeup and long, luscious lashes, we think she's equal parts creepy and pretty!
As you can see in the picture above, the gentleman suitor horse is wearing our new Horse Hooves!
Get your very own Lady Horse Mask right here.
2014 is the Year of the Horse, which makes us even more excited to ring in the new year. Although the Chinese or Lunar New Year doesn't officially begin until January 31st, we'd like celebrate with a little Chap Hop (rapping in a faux-Victorian style) performed by the always awesome Professor Elemental in a video featuring our Creepy Horse Mask:
(If you enjoy this song, try putting on some Fighting Trousers)[link via laughingsquid]
In case you haven't seen them before, here are her wonderful Cthulhu and Pirate snowflakes: