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FOR DELIVERY BEFORE CHRISTMAS, PLEASE CHOOSE 2-DAY OR OVERNIGHT SHIPPING.
Bailey and Bailee look fantastic in our Googly Eyes Glasses:
Moose is enchanting in Hypno Glasses:
Tank looks Marxian in our Disguise Glasses:
Doris is fantastically feline in our Cat Eye Glasses:
And Milo is animated in our Anime Glasses.
We sure hope we get invited to the party next time! We'll bring the kibble.
We love seeing the fun people have using our Googly Eyes. Nuria Pérez Paredes recently filmed her two daughters going around Madrid on their first Eyebombing mission using googly eyes to give urban surfaces and inanimate objects the appearance of being living creatures.
It's further proof that a pair of googly eyes can come in handy just about anywhere.
Don't be caught unprepared when you find the perfect eyebombing spot in your own town.
Click here to order a handy set of Emergency Googly Eyes.
As the winter holidays draw near, so does holiday travel season. Traveling is already stressful, holiday traveling even more so. But nothing puts a kink in your travel plans like losing your luggage, so let us help you keep track of your bags with our entertaining range of luggage tags:
The Googly Eyes Luggage Tag makes sure that when you're at the baggage carousel you're not just looking for your luggage, your luggage will be looking for you:
Devil Duckie Luggage Tags are perfect those times when you want your luggage to be noticeable and just a little bit naughty:
Everyone is looking for Bigfoot, so why not use Bigfoot Luggage Tag to help you spot your luggage?
Your luggage will never be unattended with Bigfoot watching it:
The Anime Eyes Luggage Tag is cosplay for your suitcase!
Plus, those eyes are googly, which means the pupils move:
With luggage tags like these, not only will you be able to spot your own bag from across a crowded terminal, you'll be putting smiles on the faces of fellow travelers and countless baggage handlers across the land.
Redditor mrpauloldham posted this picture of an unnamed and awesome friend of his exercising with Richard Simmons while he eats her ponytail. Of course, we couldn't believe our eyes when we saw Richard's outfit was made of Emergency Googly Eyes.
We know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we're sure you'll see eye to eye with us on this one. That's no eyesore, it's one eye-catchingly awesome outfit. Richard Simmons is truly the king of exerceyes. (We apologize for this paragraph. We couldn't resist.)[via imgur and Rusty Blazenhoff]
A pair of our Giant Googly Eyes have been installed in front of a home in Snohomish County, Washington. They make a great addition to the town's Neighborhood Watch group. Skulking scoundrels are sure to think twice about getting up to no good on a street where even the shrubbery is watching them.
Hooray! David and Shana are back with another episode of The Super Awesome Show. Hold onto your hats, because they're about to show you more fantastic new products than you can shake a Rubber Chicken at.
It's "all of the creepy with none of the danger." Check it out:
This time we learn about our awesome books of Creepy Wrapping Paper and Meat Parade Wrapping Paper, the beautiful Lucky Skull Porcelain Teapot, the lingonberry-scented Runaway Monkey Air Freshener, the Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats, the Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler, delicious Wasabi and Gravy candies, the Googly Eyes Luggage Tag, and, last but not least, Tattoupées.
Holy awesome opportunities Batman, the Archie McPhee store is hiring for a full-time retail customer service position!
Are you a fan of the weird and wonderful?
What about working with amazing customers...
...or dressing up in strange costumes?
If this sounds like you, then click here to check out the complete job description and then submit your resume.
You can also drop by the store and apply in person.
Our new Googly Eyes Glasses make it look like you have big ol’ googly eyes. The pupils move when you shake your head. The best part? You can see through them!
Don't drive, juggle chainsaws or try to catch a fastball while wearing these, but you can walk across a room and see other people's expressions as you pass, looking like a real life cartoon character.
Perfect for wearing during meetings, in class, video chats and in Facebook pictures. Make an unforgettable impression the next time you go to the DMV for a new ID or license.
We had a problem around the office. Now that we have three sizes of Googly Eyes for sale, how do we display them in a way that people will understand which googly is which?
The picture above is the first thing that popped into our heads. On the tree you see Giant Googly Eyes (7" diameter). The pig is wearing our Big Googly Eyes (3" diameter). The toast has been personified using Emergency Googly Eyes (1/2" to 1-3/16" diameter).
As soon as we come up with something better, we’ll post it.
They mounted the Giant Googly Eyes on a stick and asked cosplayers to pose for photos with them. As you can see the results are nothing short of awesome.
Even our own underpants-wearing squirrel got in on the action:
Believe it or not, the photos you see here are just the tip of the awesome iceberg.
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