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Dear Leader Mints - One of Kim Jong Il's most famous quotes is, "One can live without candy, but one cannot live without bullets." So, we thought to ourselves, why not mix the insanity of North Korean propaganda, bullets and candy together in one big jumble of crazy. This is what we ended up with. You can buy them here.
When we started selling our Squirrel Coffee Cup (which is exactly what it sounds like, a tiny coffee cup for squirrels), people doubted that it would be used by an actual squirrel.
Well, thanks to Kristine R, we now have photographic proof:
We're not sure what kind of coffee was in the cup, but we're guessing hazelnut.
This gif was created using photos taken by Kristine R from her excellent Tumblr page entitled A Squirrel's Life!
During the the bit where he chose his new clothes, he pulled out an Emergency Bowtie and then proceeded to save the Earth. How awesome is that?
Our new Googly Eyes Glasses make it look like you have big ol’ googly eyes. The pupils move when you shake your head. The best part? You can see through them!
Don't drive, juggle chainsaws or try to catch a fastball while wearing these, but you can walk across a room and see other people's expressions as you pass, looking like a real life cartoon character.
Perfect for wearing during meetings, in class, video chats and in Facebook pictures. Make an unforgettable impression the next time you go to the DMV for a new ID or license.
Our new latex Pigeon Mask is a perfect excuse to spend the afternoon hanging out on statues or in front of monuments of all kinds. Take one on your next trip and photograph yourself terrorizing pigeons around the world.
Or turn the mask into an awesome science experiment: Will flocks of pigeons accept you as one of their own? Will people throw you popcorn or bread crumbs?
Just remember, wearing a Pigeon Mask doesn't actually enable you to fly.
You'll need a jet pack for that.
This is our attempt to give you a virtual taste of the stark, nut-scented horror you'll experience when drinking from the Squirrel Attack Porcelain Mug. At the bottom of every mugful of coffee, an angry squirrel lies in wait. Caffeine only makes them angrier. Tea upsets them too. And don't get us started on the perils of drinking hot chocolate.
This item might just make people think twice about feeding squirrels in the park. Or it will make them twice as eager to do so, in hopes of avoiding squirrel wrath. Give the gift of an angry, tree-dwelling rodent lurking at the bottom of a coffe cup or simply get one for yourself here.