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Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe from the steely glint of their sporks.
The Switchblade Spork, because eating is a battle. Choose your weapon wisely!
When you're wrapping presents this year you've got a big choice.
Do you want to use Meat Wrapping Paper:
Or would you rather use Creepy Wrapping Paper:
As you can see from these GIFs, both styles are eye-popping. With Creepy you get Dental Work, Earwigs, Cockroaches and more. But, with the Meat Parade you get Ground Beef, Corn Dogs, Olive Loaf and more.
It's a tough choice, so we recommend buying both, which you can do by clicking here.
Dear Leader Mints - One of Kim Jong Il's most famous quotes is, "One can live without candy, but one cannot live without bullets." So, we thought to ourselves, why not mix the insanity of North Korean propaganda, bullets and candy together in one big jumble of crazy. This is what we ended up with. You can buy them here.
When we started selling our Squirrel Coffee Cup (which is exactly what it sounds like, a tiny coffee cup for squirrels), people doubted that it would be used by an actual squirrel.
Well, thanks to Kristine R, we now have photographic proof:
We're not sure what kind of coffee was in the cup, but we're guessing hazelnut.
This gif was created using photos taken by Kristine R from her excellent Tumblr page entitled A Squirrel's Life!
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