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We’re willing to bet that all day you’re doing things that deserve a high five. In fact, you probably need so many high fives that it puts an undue burden on co-workers, family and bros. The Wind-up High Five relieves that burden with automated recognition of your awesomeness!
Made of soft vinyl and plastic, this 3-1/2" hand slowly walks toward your hand until they meet for a high five. It's automated awesome! Finally, technology does something useful. Buy two and have them high five one another.
Our new Howling Wolf Mask is here to save Halloween! It has eyeholes in the neck, so you can walk forward in a constant howl! There doesn't have to be a full moon to wear this mask, but it helps.
Usually a mask just makes you different, but what if a mask made you better? What if a mask made people find a new respect for you and made you irresistible to potential partners? What if a mask gave you the ability to ascend to the spirit plane and move amongst the archetypes of the collective unconscious? That would be great. This mask has the special power to make you awesome! Instead of just disguising you as an animal, it transforms you into a majestic howling wolf. Fits most adult heads.
The praying mantis is one of our favorite insects, not only for their lithe physiques and graceful movements, but also because the females eat the males after mating. Now that’s an insect! This beautiful latex Praying Mantis Mask captures all the detail of a giant insect head. The bold green color is enhanced by a gloss on the eyes that make them pop.
This is probably the best mask we’ve ever made for just creepily standing around and staring at people at the mall. Fits most adult heads.
Our new Bigfoot Scarf is so awesome we can’t stand it. Plus, Bigfoot is wearing a scarf while he’s on a scarf himself. Mind BLOWN!
You know that old saying, "Big feet, cold neck"? Well, it's doubly the case with Bigfoot. For some reason our hairy forest-dwelling friend always catches a chill when his neck is exposed. This 71" long soft-knit acrylic scarf is decorated with multiple Bigfoot and bright, beautiful stripes. Keeps your neck warm in everything from a zephyr to a gale. The perfect thing to wear for long walks in the woods of the Pacific Northwest.
Having a hand is great, but imagine if you had a centaur at the end of your arm. That’s where Handitaur comes in. It transforms your hand into a mystical, magical, beardy centaur.
It's a set of five soft vinyl finger puppets, four 2" hooves and one 3-1/2" torso, that takes your hand from humdrum reality into the realm of fantasy. This product will change the world. Instead of shaking hands, people of the future will bump centaurs.
Take your squirrels from muggle to magical with this amazing Unicorn Squirrel Feeder. Put some peanut butter on the shelf inside this squirrel feeder and as the squirrel eats it, he’ll transform into a unicorn. Feeds and humiliates squirrels at the same time.
It's like you're a wizard and cast a spell on the squirrels in your backyard. With a quick "unicornis in transmutare sciurus" that boring old mundane tree rat transforms into a magical beast from Fairyland.
Sure, our new Eagle Talons look fantastic with our Eagle Mask, but we think they are just as amazing on their own. So, we came up with a list of things that are WAY MORE AWESOME when you’re wearing Eagle Talons.
All of these things (and many more) are improved by having talons.
Tired of your boring old hand? Unlock its secret and transform it into a unicorn with Handicorn!
It's a set of five finger puppets that take your hand from meh to magical!
After we put them on, we learned that unicorns love Skittles.:
Handicorn will transform your former fist into the ultimate unicorn.