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Some people refer to squirrels as tree-rats, but we think of them as secret urban unicorns. Squirrelicorns! While the Squirrelicorn is just as magical as its fully equine unicorn comrades, they are a little less rare. You just need to know how to attract them.
To lure a Squirrelicorn out of hiding simply fill a Unicorn Squirrel Feeder with peanuts (and some peanut butter if you’re feeling extra generous) and hang it up within squirrelly reach. Give them a little time to comprehend their
hunger magical potential and, before you know it, your once ordinary squirrels will become awesome Squirrelicorns:
Now we know what you’re wondering: Can two creatures as magical as these be friends? Members of our Bigfoot Research Team are currently taking time away from their search for the elusive Sasquatch to observe Squirrelicorn and Squorse behavior. Legend has it they meet for nutmeat feasts and dance-offs.
If you want to help solve this mystery (or just want to laugh at squirrels looking ridiculous), visit our squirrel shop so you can set up your own Unicorn Squirrel Feeder and Horse Head Squirrel Feeder.
Let us know if you capture photos or footage of squirrelly shenanigans!
You can’t take your kitties to work with you, but you can take this peel and stick Dress-Up Crazy Cat Lady. She comes with over 100 reusable vinyl clings that put her awesome life at your command.
Just imagine, not only can you dress her in her cat-related outfits, but you can arrange kitties and kitty accessories in her living room all day long. You decide how many cats are appropriate for her living space. Includes hairballs.
Tired of your boring old hand? Unlock its secret and transform it into a unicorn with Handicorn!
It's a set of five finger puppets that take your hand from meh to magical!
After we put them on, we learned that unicorns love Skittles.:
Handicorn will transform your former fist into the ultimate unicorn.
Our new Santaur Ornament is half-human, half-horse, all Christmas spirit! This nontraditional centaur/Santa ornament is sure to sass up your Christmas tree with his six-pack abs.
We’ve taken a little heat for giving Santaur rock hard abs, but we want you to know we did consider the alternative. After seeing this sketch, Santaur asked for a few weeks to get himself together:
And here is Santaur now, fit as a fiddle and oh so shiny:
This beautiful Sugar Skull Air Freshener glows in the dark, smells like vanilla and can make your Prius about 10 times more mysterious! Summer is winding down which means Autumn is just around the corner and, before we know it, Halloween and the Day of the Dead will be here. Make sure your car is dressed and scented for the occasion.
The Existential Coloring Book is packed to the gills with animal-people paired with dark quotes from philosophers and other people worried about the essential dark unknowability of the universe.
It's also full of thoughtful yet melancholy activities! From an existential connect-the-dots to a page where you can draw what Kierkegaard is thinking about, you'll being sighing with joy as you work on them.
This looks like a coloring book for kids, but it's probably not a good idea to give it to one, unless they're really smart and more than a little weird.
This twenty-four page, 8" x 10-1/4" book is a great gift for philosophy majors or anyone else overwhelmed with a feeling of hopelessness. It features quotes from existential thinkers, mysterious pictures to color and mildly depressing activities.
Everybody has a cheap relative and death can be expensive. You know when they die they'd be mad at you if you spent thousands of dollars on a fancy urn! That's why we made our Modest Urn for the frugal.
This metal can, which mysteriously resembles a coffee can, comes with a sticker sheet so you can customize it for the deceased. It's 5" tall, 4" diameter and has a volume of 62.8 cubic inches.
In addition, there's a reusable interior metal seal and an exterior plastic cap to keep the ash from falling out. Includes a fill-in-the-blanks eulogy for easy mourning.
We even made a version of the urn just for pets.