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Creepy Doll Head Salt and Pepper Shakers are a good thing to bring out when it's time for your guests to leave. When you look at old dolls, it's sometimes hard to imagine that they were made for children to enjoy. They definitely fall into that uncanny valley where they're just close enough to looking real that they make us uncomfortable.
Perfect for the haunted Halloween season, these undeniably creepy 3" ceramic doll heads will silently season your food and then stare at you while you sleep. That is, assuming you're able to fall asleep with them in the room.
Buy your own set here, if you dare.
When our friend Linda Lombardi got her pug, Lilly, to pose in pug slippers, she took what ended up being one of the most stolen pictures on the internet:
When she recently got her hands on our new Pug Mask, she couldn't stop herself from recreating her own famous photo:
As you can clearly see from the delightful family portrait below, both Rose and Lilly seem very accepting of their new pug/human hybrid owner:
It appears that our Pug Mask just received the official Pug Seal of Approval.
(Featuring the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask)
(Featuring the Chicken Head Mask)
(Featuring the Pigeon Mask)
Here at Archie McPhee headquarters we're currently having the floors redone with cork. It's a pretty exciting development for the people who walk on those floors all the time, but the new flooring isn't actually the best part of this project.
Here's an industry secret: After a Unicorn has been through a room with a vacuum, each step you take on that floor releases the sweet scent of cotton candy!
This is a skilled and safety-conscious bunch of guys, so we aren't going to claim that they've been wearing the masks the whole time, but they also clearly know how to win our hearts and make themselves stand out from the competition.
It's the perfect thing to make your car just the right amount of creepy. Whatever you do, don't try to beat the Creepy Horseman in a staring contest. We've tried and he never, ever blinks.
“If you have to ask why you need this, don’t ask us, we can’t explain.”
We love spotting our Horse Head Mask being used and enjoyed in the most unexpected places. We always suspected that it could be useful in any number of situations, but our customers continually demonstrate that there is truly no limit to the possible applications.
People have incorporated the Horse Head Mask into wedding photos:
It has been part of marine animal shows:
Apparently it even makes for comfortable reading on planes:
It takes special skill to race while wearing a Horse Head Mask:
Even dogs enjoy wearing them:
This is Maddie the famous traveling Coonhound
And most recently, we spotted it being worn in this awesome and incredibly strange Japanese video:
Stay tuned for more amazing sightings of the Creepy Horse Mask!
We absolutely love it when people spot our Horse Head Mask while they're out and about. It didn't take long for us to learn that it really could show up anytime and anywhere, which delights us to no end. Here are three recent sightings:
This triumphant, leather-clad horse-man was seen at the New York Comic Con.
ontheborderland spotted not just one, but two Horse Head Masks enjoying a leisurely boat ride through Inokashira Park in Tokyo.
Redditor atcaskstrength spotted this equine bookworm while boarding a plane, proving once again that you never know when a little awesomeness is about to enter your life.
Who knows where the Horse Head Mask might appear next? We can't wait to find out. Until then you can check out CreepyHorseMask.com for more pictures and videos.
This is one of those products that we love that doesn't sell at all. The food on these placemats is so incredibly creepy it makes us happy to know they exist. One thought we had about why they aren't selling is that perhaps we didn't do a good job of showing exactly how weird and off-putting these actually are. So, we took some pictures that reveal every disturbing detail.
Take a look at those hot dogs and the hamburgers with bear picks sticking out the top. If that's not strange enough, what about those pancakes floating in white space? They aren't even on a plate. Why is everything so shiny? Is there something oddly suggestive about the food? Why is the wine glass shown from the side while the other food is shot from the top?
There are only a few sets of these left and surely your dining room isn't complete without them. Remember, someone thought the food on this placemat looked appetizing enough to feature it on a product. Click on the pictures below for large size views.
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