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There's nothing worse than having people look at you in your Horse Mask and saying, "I can tell you're a human because I can see your hands, you loser." Now it'll never happen again thanks to this handsome pair of 14" long latex Horse Hooves:
Horse hooves fit smoothly over most adult hands. Like a pair of cloppy gloves, they instantly add a dash of centaur to any outfit. We recommend wearing them to math class and using them to stomp out your answers or to make shaking hands extra cloppy. Also good for dressing as your favorite rapper, 50 Centaur.
Our new Crow Mask makes you look just like a crow or we'll eat... well... crow. It's perfect for dressing as a bad omen or eating roadkill without being judged. Find a creepy scarecrow and prove him wrong. If only Hitchcock had lived to see this.
This realistic, latex mask cries out for you to scare old people feeding stale bread to birds in the park. Find a comfy spot (do not attempt to perch on electrical wires), cock your head to one side, then another, and stare at people with your beady, enigmatic corvid eyes.
(Featuring the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask)
(Featuring the Chicken Head Mask)
(Featuring the Pigeon Mask)
We'd like to share a few recent sightings of one of our favorite products, the Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. Cat's love it!
The fun began when Redditor Alterx shared this fantastic photo:
A short while later Redditor iCareMuch shared a photo of their cat wearing the horn too:
Can you believe just how much these cats are enjoying themselves?
But wait, there's more!
As if that trio of unicorn kitty photos wasn't great enough, we then spotted this awesome sticker in the Hawthorne District of Portland, OR:
Do not provoke the neon unicorn kitty. He's busy being awesome.
(Unfortunately we don't know the name of the artist responsible for making this fantastic piece of adhesive street art, but we love it all the same.)
In fact, according to this happy customer, his corgi specifically asked him for a unicorn horn after hearing about them at the park.
So now we know the word is out on the street: Inflatable Unicorn Horns for everyone!
Thanks to their cool and aloof demeanors you might never guess it, but cats love dressing up as other animals, particularly mythological creatures like the awesome unicorn. That's precisely why we designed the Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats.
Cats love it!
Still don't believe us? Take a look at our very own Molly, who's wearing an Inflatable Unicorn Horn (for humans), and her awesome kitty Spyke:
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Our new latex Pigeon Mask is a perfect excuse to spend the afternoon hanging out on statues or in front of monuments of all kinds. Take one on your next trip and photograph yourself terrorizing pigeons around the world.
Or turn the mask into an awesome science experiment: Will flocks of pigeons accept you as one of their own? Will people throw you popcorn or bread crumbs?
Just remember, wearing a Pigeon Mask doesn't actually enable you to fly.
You'll need a jet pack for that.
We love spotting our Horse Head Mask being used and enjoyed in the most unexpected places. We always suspected that it could be useful in any number of situations, but our customers continually demonstrate that there is truly no limit to the possible applications.
People have incorporated the Horse Head Mask into wedding photos:
It has been part of marine animal shows:
Apparently it even makes for comfortable reading on planes:
It takes special skill to race while wearing a Horse Head Mask:
Even dogs enjoy wearing them:
This is Maddie the famous traveling Coonhound
And most recently, we spotted it being worn in this awesome and incredibly strange Japanese video:
Stay tuned for more amazing sightings of the Creepy Horse Mask!
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