You’ve got the Horse Mask, but your whinnies are pathetic. It's hard to creep people out when your horse sounds make everyone around you point and laugh. Use this Emergency Horse Noisemaker to push your Horse Mask trolling to the next level!
This electronic device features four sounds (neigh, whinny, snort and gallop) that catapult you into the stratosphere of awesome horse trolling. Also good for phone conversations that could stand to be a lot horsier. Wear your Horse Mask secure in the knowledge that your horse noises won't be hoarse noises. Batteries included.
Exploding Popcorn Candy tastes like butter and starts popping as soon as it hits your tongue. This is the only way to get the two best parts of popcorn, butter and popping, actually in your mouth at the same time. Makes your breath smell like a movie theater lobby!
Any sommelier worth his/her salt knows that the finest wines are those that aren't paraded around naked. That's why we're proud to introduce Vinderpants! Tired of going bare bottle? Vinderpants are the underpants for your wine. A perfect gift bag for any event.
The next time someone tells you, "Eat my shorts," you tell them no problem and pull out your tin of tasty, tutti frutti Underpants Candy. These might just be the yummiest underpants you've ever eaten and some of the strangest and silliest candies ever made:
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