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We've just released a whole new series of shiny new ornaments to help make your Christmas trees and Hanukkah bushes even more awesome this year. Here are three of them:
This Cone Kitty Ornament is for the true appreciator of cats, even when they aren’t having their proudest moment. If this kitty is humiliated by the plastic cone, she’s not showing it. How did this happen? Why is the world so unfair? Merry Christmas!
Our new Introvert Ornament would rather be in the back of the tree in a comfortable secluded spot where it can see the other ornaments if it wants to, but can also have some private time. The perfect ornament to make sure everyone in your family is represented on the tree.
You know what your Christmas tree needs? A Squirrel in Underpants Ornament! No more naked squirrels. This beautifully crafted glass squirrel in underpants won’t be out of place on even the classiest tree.
This shimmery, sparkling Lederhosen Unicorn Ornament is the most awesome ornament in the universe. It adds unlimited sass to any Christmas tree.
People often ask us why our Unicorn Ornament is wearing pink lederhosen. We say, "Why not?" If you try and think of more appropriate unicorn attire, you can come up with a few interesting ideas (unitard, Zorro cape, chaps), but nothing that captures the utter awesomeness of the unicorn quite as well.
It's a glass 5-3/4" tall chunk of mind blowing uni-brilliance. Your Christmas tree will never be the same. Includes a string for hanging, but can also stand on its own.
It was around this time last year that Maika, co-editor of Archie McPhee's Endless Geyser of Awesome, created her first Cthulhumas tree using a bunch of our Chtulhu tentacles, blue string lights, silver garland, a plush Cthulhu, and just the right amount of eldritch chanting.
Knowing the Great Old Ones would be expecting a tribute at least as nice as last year's effort, Maika created a second Cthulhumas tree this year, building on the original design with the addition of more lights, three dozen Finger Tentacles, and some Terrified B-Movie Victims.
Don't leave small pets or children alone around this tree. Those frightened little figures won't satisfy it for long.
Merry Cthulhumas to all of you!
May the Elder Gods continue to sleep soundly.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.