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Having a hand is great, but imagine if you had a centaur at the end of your arm. That’s where Handitaur comes in. It transforms your hand into a mystical, magical, beardy centaur.
It's a set of five soft vinyl finger puppets, four 2" hooves and one 3-1/2" torso, that takes your hand from humdrum reality into the realm of fantasy. This product will change the world. Instead of shaking hands, people of the future will bump centaurs.
Our new Santaur Ornament is half-human, half-horse, all Christmas spirit! This nontraditional centaur/Santa ornament is sure to sass up your Christmas tree with his six-pack abs.
We’ve taken a little heat for giving Santaur rock hard abs, but we want you to know we did consider the alternative. After seeing this sketch, Santaur asked for a few weeks to get himself together:
And here is Santaur now, fit as a fiddle and oh so shiny:
Dear Leader Mints - One of Kim Jong Il's most famous quotes is, "One can live without candy, but one cannot live without bullets." So, we thought to ourselves, why not mix the insanity of North Korean propaganda, bullets and candy together in one big jumble of crazy. This is what we ended up with. You can buy them here.