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FOR DELIVERY BEFORE CHRISTMAS, PLEASE CHOOSE 2-DAY OR OVERNIGHT SHIPPING.
Our new Crow Mask makes you look just like a crow or we'll eat... well... crow. It's perfect for dressing as a bad omen or eating roadkill without being judged. Find a creepy scarecrow and prove him wrong. If only Hitchcock had lived to see this.
This realistic, latex mask cries out for you to scare old people feeding stale bread to birds in the park. Find a comfy spot (do not attempt to perch on electrical wires), cock your head to one side, then another, and stare at people with your beady, enigmatic corvid eyes.
Our new latex Pigeon Mask is a perfect excuse to spend the afternoon hanging out on statues or in front of monuments of all kinds. Take one on your next trip and photograph yourself terrorizing pigeons around the world.
Or turn the mask into an awesome science experiment: Will flocks of pigeons accept you as one of their own? Will people throw you popcorn or bread crumbs?
Just remember, wearing a Pigeon Mask doesn't actually enable you to fly.
You'll need a jet pack for that.
Hooray! David and Shana are back with another brand new episode of the Super Awesome Show. This episode is a whirlwind of cool new Archie McPhee products and warehouse shenanigans.
But that's just the beginning.