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    • Ask Mr. Bacon! Should I reveal my secret life?

      Our own Mr. Bacon has agreed to answer questions from readers of this blog. He not only has a lifetime's worth of experiences and wisdom to pass along, but also the unique perspective that comes from being made of bacon. If you would like to ask Mr. Bacon a question email it to us and we'll pass it along. You can also follow Mr. Bacon on Twitter.

      Today's question comes from Secret Life: Mr. Bacon, my family reunion is coming up and I have been less than honest with my family about what is going on in my life. Should I continue with the charade or come clean?

      Dear Secret Life,
      By all means, keep up the charade. Speaking of which, don't you love the classic party game charades? I'll never forget the time that my Uncle Prosciutto got so frustrated when we couldn't decipher his pantomime that he just yelled out “I'm a muskox you nitwits!"
      But seriously, if you really feel like you need to get the burden off your chest why don't you just tell me? Admit it, you probably like my delicious cured meatiness more that you like your family anyway. Plus, if you tell me, I promise not to belittle, berate or disown you. That way you feel better, your family is spared the trauma and I continue to be delicious. Everyone wins!
      Yours in succulence,
      Mr. B

      Mr. Bacon is proud to announce the arrival of his very own board game!
      Click here for meaty fun!

    • Ask Mr. Bacon - What Makes You Taste So Good?

      Our own Mr. Bacon has agreed to answer questions from readers of this blog. He not only has a lifetime's worth of experiences and wisdom to pass along, but also the unique perspective that comes from being made of bacon. If you would like to ask Mr. Bacon a question email it to us and we'll pass it along. You can also follow Mr. Bacon on Twitter. Today's question is from H Demarjian!

      Q: Mr Bacon, what makes you taste so darned good?

      Mr. Bacon: If you are speaking of baconkind as a whole, I'd have to say that our excellent flavor is the result of a perfect marriage of salt and fat. If you are speaking of me in particular, I think what it really comes down to is believing in myself. I truly believe that I taste delicious and I think those positive thoughts of succulence manifest themselves in my flavor. Also, not sure if you're aware of this, but I'm made of meat.

    • Ask Mr. Bacon! - Investment Tips

      Our own Mr. Bacon has agreed to answer questions from readers of this blog. He not only has a lifetime's worth of experiences and wisdom to pass along, but also the unique perspective that comes from being made of bacon. If you would like to ask Mr. Bacon a question email it to us and we'll pass it along.

      Q: Any long term investment tips?

      Mr. Bacon: It's all about commodities. Put a good chunk of your nest egg into Pork Bellies and the rest into Pork Rinds (especially spicy Pork Rinds). It is my firm belief that someday in the future pork rinds will be used as currency.

    • Ask Mr. Bacon!

      Our own Mr. Bacon has agreed to answer questions from readers of this blog. He not only has a lifetime's worth of experiences and wisdom to pass along, but also the unique perspective that comes from being made of bacon. If you would like to ask Mr. Bacon a question email it to us and we'll pass it along. You can also follow Mr. Bacon on Twitter.

      Q: Is the self identical with the body?

      Mr. Bacon: I've pondered this question for many hours while sizzling in my own fat and the only conclusion I've come to is that I smell delicious and small pieces of me can really put some pizzazz into a salad.

    • Candy Addict

      We wanted to take a moment to point out one of our favorite sites for candy reviews, Candy Addict!

      They review a lot of our candy, not all of it positively, but they are always fair and honest and you can't ask for more than that. The best review, well most entertaining review, is for Bacon Mints.

      Bacon Mints

      The mints taste as bad as I thought they would. It was maybe 30 seconds in my mouth and I had to spit it out. It was awful. It’s one of the worst tasting candies/mints I have ever had. Just thinking about it makes me nauseous. I took a tin to work to share with my co-workers too (with fair warning). I set the tin on my cabinet shelf behind me at about 8:00 AM and I could only last til 11:00AM and I had to move them to my car - the smell (even through the closed tin) was overwhelming. Nobody at work dared try them - even the guys that ate crickets with me wouldn’t try them.

      You can read all their reviews of our products here.

      Bacon Mints are available here! If you dare...

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