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Smart people have all kinds of delicious stuff in their heads! Well, now you can eat it. You can get Edgar Allan Poe, William Shakespeare or Sigmund Freud candy in a book-shaped package. Each wrapper has the face of the genius on it.
The next time you reach for the collected works of William Shakespeare, you might be surprised to find that it's full of lemon-flavored candy!
It looks just like a book, but instead of containing the dark and scary stories of Edgar Allan Poe, it's full of grape-flavored candy decorated with Poe's face!
Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, this tiny book is full of banana-flavored candy decorated with Freud's face!
This is food for thinkers! Looks great on a bookshelf.
We're going to be at Seattle's Emerald City Comicon! We'll be there all three days, from Friday March 27th through Sunday March 29th. Stop by our booth (1206), get some stickers and say howdy! You might even meet a centaur... Or become a centaur! Insane!
See you there!
When we got in a shipment of defective unicorns there were some cruel people here who wanted us to throw them away. We refused! We think each one is valuable and special in its own way.
They just need you to take care of them. There will be approximately 8 unicorns and pieces of unicorns in each bag. Some can stand, some can’t. Some have lost their horns. Some are missing a leg or two. The one thing we know for sure, each one is just as magical as it has always been. They want you to love them for who they are.
Imperfect but still majestic, magical and looking for forever homes. No returns.
"When I was young and filled with folly, I fell in love with melancholy. Now things seem to be so much better, since I acquired this awesome sweater.”
- Edgar Allan Poe
Doesn't Edgar look smashing in his Edgar Allan Poe Sweater? We think so.
Featuring an honest, but misguided attempt to accurately capture the likeness of Edgar Allan Poe, this 100% acrylic sweater is sure to be a conversation piece with you and your friends as you play with a Ouija board and read poetry from your tear-stained journal. One-size-fits-most.
This is a limited quantity, exclusive item! Click here to order.
Announce to the world that you believe in Bigfoot and be assured that he most certainly believes in you.
The first rule of Bigfoot Club is to buy this fez and talk about Bigfoot to anyone who will listen.
If Bigfoot needs help, this fez lets people know that you're the one that's going to give it to him.
These three swanky fezzes fit an average-sized adult head, but also look pretty good perched precariously on an oversized noggin. They're made of red velour that's soft to the touch and exudes pure class. For some people, wearing a plain fez is not enough, they have so much more nerdy weirdness to express! Fezzes are cool!
Click here to order your favorite Bigfoot Fez (or get all three!).
Is there anything gravy can't do? No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on good old gravy to cover everything up and make it better. If it's dry, gravy makes it juicy. We thought dipping our Gravy Candy Canes in actual gravy would be fun! It was not, David still hasn’t completely recovered:
Gravy Candy Canes taste like grandma’s gravy, but they’re easier to hold in your hand. Every time you get suckered into a difficult conversation with an inebriated relative, just suck on the savory goodness of a Gravy Candy Cane and your troubles will melt away.
But don't keep them all to yourself. Sneak one in with regular candy canes and surprise someone else with that savory gravy flavor.