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You know you're a unicorn, but all these jerks around you won't admit it. This pair of latex Unicorn Hooves slip easily over your hands and immediately make you ten times more likely to pose majestically on a mountaintop, jump a rainbow or toss glitter into the air.
They're specially good for hanging out with virginal maidens and wearing to psychiatric evaluations.
Be awesome, be a unicorn!
With Rosie the Riveter Lip Balm, we can do it! (And by “it” we mean prevent chapping.)
Rosie the Riveter represents the “can-do” spirit of America as well as the heroic role of women during WWII. However, as tough and capable as she is, she can still get chapped lips. This tube of cherry-flavored lip balm pays homage to her in a very practical way.
There’s a lot to envy about the life of a cat. They’re the most popular thing on the internet and people think it’s cute when cats ignore them. This latex mask lets you become a gray tabby any time you want. It has whiskers and looks realistic enough to shock an actual cat into a reaction. You do have to supply your own box to sit in.
Anyone who owns a black cat knows that they bring luck, but for some weird reason superstitious people consider them unlucky. This mask lets you play on those fears. Put it on and be a dark omen to weak-minded believers. People who are in the know will just consider you adorable!
Just think, you can not react to things, sit in cardboard boxes and pose like you’re holding an invisible cheeseburger! MEOW!
Both of these masks fit most adult heads. Shop here!
We love squirrels so much that we've created an entire line of squirrel-related items. Atlas Obscura recently posted a fascinating article about the history of squirrel mania the people who love squirrels so much that they do things like buy tiny Squirrel Underpants for them and Squirrel in Underpants Air Fresheners for themselves:
They also belong to the international Squirrel Lover’s Club:
You're the best! Does knowing that make you a narcissist? Not if it's true. If it's true you're just being realistic. This Narcissist Notebook Set is a perfect gift for a friend who can’t stop thinking about himself.
This is a set of three notebooks titled All About Me, Reasons Why I'm Awesome and Clever Things I've Said. Now your narcissist can can jot down all the things they want to remember about how awesome and smart they are. Plus, each notebook has a mirror on the back!
Our new gag gift boxes are the way to trick the recipient of your holiday generosity.
You get them socks, but they think you’ve gotten them a kit to turn hams into shrunken heads:
Or a a gravy fountain:
Each cardboard gift box is very detailed, complete with text and illustrations on all sides, and very funny!
Today’s (12/10/15) Super Sale on Archie McPhee is a tin of Foodie Bandages for only $1!
Chefs use brightly colored bandages to make sure that any bandages that might fall off in your tortellini can be easily spotted. Nobody wants to find a bandage in their food! These Foodie Bandages are not only bright neon pink, but also decorated with images of personified food slicing themselves while smiling.