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Sure, our new Eagle Talons look fantastic with our Eagle Mask, but we think they are just as amazing on their own. So, we came up with a list of things that are WAY MORE AWESOME when you’re wearing Eagle Talons.
All of these things (and many more) are improved by having talons.
We love our new Raccoon Mask! It's super realistic, complete with whiskers and glassy eyes that glint in the light.
This latex mask will get you chased by dogs, yelled at by angry dads and is perfect for dumpster diving and other late night shenanigans. Fits most adult heads.
Check out this video to see how realistic it is:
The Underpants Wallet is the most hygienic way to keep your money in your underpants.
You probably feel self-conscious about carrying your cash in your skivvies, but not anymore! Pretty soon it will feel like second nature to be tucking bills into these tighty-whities. This polyester canvas pair of underpants is actually a 4-1/4" x 3-1/2" folded wallet with plenty of room for cash and cards.
So take that cash out of your actual briefs and move it to your pocket panties! Includes an underpants expert ID card that might get you thrown out of Victoria's Secret.
The owner of Archie McPhee, Mark Pahlow, did an interview about his favorite things in Seattle for Where Seattle magazine. (Including his top shopping spot: the awesome Nevertold Casket Company.) Mark also took them on a walking tour of the International District with a visit to the Uwajimaya’s gallery/meat case.
The best ideas are written on cocktail napkins at the end of an evening, so why not write all your ideas on napkins?
This Million Dollar Idea Napkin Sketchbook will increase the chances of your big idea turning profits and, as an added bonus, your business plan will be absorbent.
Each 5-1/8” x 4-3/4” sketchbook is filled with thirty blank napkins (120 pages) for you to jot down product ideas or invent the next big social media network (or both). Million dollars not guaranteed.
Smart people have all kinds of delicious stuff in their heads! Well, now you can eat it. You can get Edgar Allan Poe, William Shakespeare or Sigmund Freud candy in a book-shaped package. Each wrapper has the face of the genius on it.
The next time you reach for the collected works of William Shakespeare, you might be surprised to find that it's full of lemon-flavored candy!
It looks just like a book, but instead of containing the dark and scary stories of Edgar Allan Poe, it's full of grape-flavored candy decorated with Poe's face!
Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, this tiny book is full of banana-flavored candy decorated with Freud's face!
This is food for thinkers! Looks great on a bookshelf.
We're going to be at Seattle's Emerald City Comicon! We'll be there all three days, from Friday March 27th through Sunday March 29th. Stop by our booth (1206), get some stickers and say howdy! You might even meet a centaur... Or become a centaur! Insane!
See you there!
When we got in a shipment of defective unicorns there were some cruel people here who wanted us to throw them away. We refused! We think each one is valuable and special in its own way.
They just need you to take care of them. There will be approximately 8 unicorns and pieces of unicorns in each bag. Some can stand, some can’t. Some have lost their horns. Some are missing a leg or two. The one thing we know for sure, each one is just as magical as it has always been. They want you to love them for who they are.
Imperfect but still majestic, magical and looking for forever homes. No returns.