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"When I was young and filled with folly, I fell in love with melancholy. Now things seem to be so much better, since I acquired this awesome sweater.”
- Edgar Allan Poe
Doesn't Edgar look smashing in his Edgar Allan Poe Sweater? We think so.
Featuring an honest, but misguided attempt to accurately capture the likeness of Edgar Allan Poe, this 100% acrylic sweater is sure to be a conversation piece with you and your friends as you play with a Ouija board and read poetry from your tear-stained journal. One-size-fits-most.
This is a limited quantity, exclusive item! Click here to order.
Announce to the world that you believe in Bigfoot and be assured that he most certainly believes in you.
The first rule of Bigfoot Club is to buy this fez and talk about Bigfoot to anyone who will listen.
If Bigfoot needs help, this fez lets people know that you're the one that's going to give it to him.
These three swanky fezzes fit an average-sized adult head, but also look pretty good perched precariously on an oversized noggin. They're made of red velour that's soft to the touch and exudes pure class. For some people, wearing a plain fez is not enough, they have so much more nerdy weirdness to express! Fezzes are cool!
Click here to order your favorite Bigfoot Fez (or get all three!).
Do you feel that all the world’s a dashboard and all the people merely nodders? Have we got a bobbler for you! With Dashboard William Shakespeare you’ll soon find yourself insulting other drivers with lines like, “How dare you cut me off you maggot-lipped blaggard!”
Let other people have sports stars and comic book characters on their dashboards, you've got the greatest writer of all time.
Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe from the steely glint of their sporks.
The Switchblade Spork, because eating is a battle. Choose your weapon wisely!
Our new Love Note Postcards Book has 30 retro-Valentine postcards that let you express your love through really bad puns.
Stinky bad. The worse the pun, the more the other person knows you care.
You don’t need any holiday as an excuse to use puns like these, they’re classic dad jokes year-round.
Each card features retro art and bad puns that mean you really love someone. For example, a vacuum cleaner saying, "You fill the vacuum in my heart," and a sandwich saying, "Gluten tag!"
Each 4" x 6" postcard is made of heavy stock and tears easily from the book.
Tired of your boring old hand? Unlock its secret and transform it into a unicorn with Handicorn!
It's a set of five finger puppets that take your hand from meh to magical!
After we put them on, we learned that unicorns love Skittles.:
Handicorn will transform your former fist into the ultimate unicorn.