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You're the best! Does knowing that make you a narcissist? Not if it's true. If it's true you're just being realistic. This Narcissist Notebook Set is a perfect gift for a friend who can’t stop thinking about himself.
This is a set of three notebooks titled All About Me, Reasons Why I'm Awesome and Clever Things I've Said. Now your narcissist can can jot down all the things they want to remember about how awesome and smart they are. Plus, each notebook has a mirror on the back!
Our new gag gift boxes are the way to trick the recipient of your holiday generosity.
You get them socks, but they think you’ve gotten them a kit to turn hams into shrunken heads:
Or a a gravy fountain:
Each cardboard gift box is very detailed, complete with text and illustrations on all sides, and very funny!
Today’s (12/10/15) Super Sale on Archie McPhee is a tin of Foodie Bandages for only $1!
Chefs use brightly colored bandages to make sure that any bandages that might fall off in your tortellini can be easily spotted. Nobody wants to find a bandage in their food! These Foodie Bandages are not only bright neon pink, but also decorated with images of personified food slicing themselves while smiling.
David and Shana are back with another fun-filled episode of The Super Awesome Show!
They've got all sorts of awesome new products to share, including the Howling Wolf Mask, 'sinfully delicious' Exploding Cinnamon Candy, Krampus Candy Canes, the sad but incredibly cute Cone Kitty Ornament, and the obsessive yet stylish Dress-up Crazy Cat Lady set.
Also, just how sinisters is David's evil laugh? Watch the show to find out!
Some people refer to squirrels as tree-rats, but we think of them as secret urban unicorns. Squirrelicorns! While the Squirrelicorn is just as magical as its fully equine unicorn comrades, they are a little less rare. You just need to know how to attract them.
To lure a Squirrelicorn out of hiding simply fill a Unicorn Squirrel Feeder with peanuts (and some peanut butter if you’re feeling extra generous) and hang it up within squirrelly reach. Give them a little time to comprehend their
hunger magical potential and, before you know it, your once ordinary squirrels will become awesome Squirrelicorns:
Now we know what you’re wondering: Can two creatures as magical as these be friends? Members of our Bigfoot Research Team are currently taking time away from their search for the elusive Sasquatch to observe Squirrelicorn and Squorse behavior. Legend has it they meet for nutmeat feasts and dance-offs.
If you want to help solve this mystery (or just want to laugh at squirrels looking ridiculous), visit our squirrel shop so you can set up your own Unicorn Squirrel Feeder and Horse Head Squirrel Feeder.
Let us know if you capture photos or footage of squirrelly shenanigans!
This Bigfoot Christmas Sweater is a limited quantity item! It’s a one-size-fits-most festive Bigfoot Sweater that lets the world know you’re in the holiday spirit and are fascinated by cryptozoology. This Santa Sasquatch is making his way through the forests of the Pacific Northwest to prove that he exists. It’s the perfect look for an ugly sweater party this holiday season.
You have to admit, even Bigfoot looks pretty sweet rockin’ our Bigfoot Christmas Sweater. Even though wearing a shirt of yourself is pretty lame, we’ll let Bigfoot get away with it.
We've just released a whole new series of shiny new ornaments to help make your Christmas trees and Hanukkah bushes even more awesome this year. Here are three of them:
This Cone Kitty Ornament is for the true appreciator of cats, even when they aren’t having their proudest moment. If this kitty is humiliated by the plastic cone, she’s not showing it. How did this happen? Why is the world so unfair? Merry Christmas!
Our new Introvert Ornament would rather be in the back of the tree in a comfortable secluded spot where it can see the other ornaments if it wants to, but can also have some private time. The perfect ornament to make sure everyone in your family is represented on the tree.
You know what your Christmas tree needs? A Squirrel in Underpants Ornament! No more naked squirrels. This beautifully crafted glass squirrel in underpants won’t be out of place on even the classiest tree.
BBC Springwatch recently shared this awesome video of a grey squirrel using one of our Horse Head Squirrel Feeders. He’s determined to retrieve a tasty treat from inside the feeder, but in the meantime he looks like a horse-squirrel hybrid who’s possibly had one too many hazelnut daiquiris.
To watch squirrel shenanigans like this from the comfort of your own home simply order a Horse Head Squirrel Feeder, or Big Head Squirrel Feeder, fill it with nuts, and hang it up in your yard. The squirrels will take care of the rest.[via BBC Springwatch]
Our friend Kirk Demarais, author of such fine books as Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads! and Life of the Party, recently paid a visit to Archie McPhee HQ in Mukilteo, WA, where a great time was had by all.
Kirk spent the day exploring our vast archive of toy and novelty treasures, participating in creative meetings, and just generally nerding out with us about all sorts of wonderful weirdness.