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We don't believe in dental hygiene.
Nihilism is a philosophy defined by what it doesn't believe. At its most extreme, Nihilists don't believe in anything. So, when we decided to make toothpaste for nihilists, we decided that it shouldn't taste like anything because they don't believe in flavor. Brushing your teeth with Nihilist Toothpaste is really brushing them with a big dollop of reality. This is a perfect present for your favorite philosopher, a moody teenager or a fan of The Big Lebowski.
Nihilist Toothpaste - Toothpaste for those that believe in nothing.
There's a stack of mashed potatoes off the port bow. Hard to starboard!
Since every holiday dinner is a disaster, you might as well use the Titanic Gravy Boat. The gravy pours through a hole in the hull!
The Titanic Gravy Boat brings one of the most famous maritime tragedies of all time to your dinner table. This ceramic representation of the Titanic is 9" x 4-3/4" and holds 16 fl. oz. of gravy which can be poured through the hole in the hull.
Also, it can be used to stage a historical reenactment if your relatives start talking politics. As soon as someone starts quoting radio show hosts, you just use mashed potatoes as the iceberg and peas as the life boats.
In case you haven't seen them before, here are her wonderful Cthulhu and Pirate snowflakes:
(Featuring the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask)
(Featuring the Chicken Head Mask)
(Featuring the Pigeon Mask)
Here at Archie McPhee headquarters we're currently having the floors redone with cork. It's a pretty exciting development for the people who walk on those floors all the time, but the new flooring isn't actually the best part of this project.
Here's an industry secret: After a Unicorn has been through a room with a vacuum, each step you take on that floor releases the sweet scent of cotton candy!
This is a skilled and safety-conscious bunch of guys, so we aren't going to claim that they've been wearing the masks the whole time, but they also clearly know how to win our hearts and make themselves stand out from the competition.
Archie McPhee has been keeping Seattle Strange since 1983. Time flies when you're having fun and we're about to celebrate our 30th anniversary and we'd like you to join us.
Join us on Saturday, July 13th from noon to 4pm as we celebrate 30 years of fun and frivolity. Our brand new attraction, the Penny Periscope, will be unveiled at 12 o'clock. Then the games (and winning of fabulous prizes) begin! But that's not all. There will also be performances by the band Fez Monkey and photo ops with the Cap'n Archie wooden cutout. And don't miss the official cake-cutting ceremony at 2 o'clock.
It's going to be an unforgettable day of Archie McPhee-style celebration and fun.
We hope you'll join us for it.
Hooray! David and Shana are back with another episode of The Super Awesome Show. Hold onto your hats, because they're about to show you more fantastic new products than you can shake a Rubber Chicken at.
It's "all of the creepy with none of the danger." Check it out:
This time we learn about our awesome books of Creepy Wrapping Paper and Meat Parade Wrapping Paper, the beautiful Lucky Skull Porcelain Teapot, the lingonberry-scented Runaway Monkey Air Freshener, the Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats, the Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler, delicious Wasabi and Gravy candies, the Googly Eyes Luggage Tag, and, last but not least, Tattoupées.
Dear Leader Mints - One of Kim Jong Il's most famous quotes is, "One can live without candy, but one cannot live without bullets." So, we thought to ourselves, why not mix the insanity of North Korean propaganda, bullets and candy together in one big jumble of crazy. This is what we ended up with. You can buy them here.