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    Product Stories

    • Evolution of the Dashboard Monster

      This video should be a treat for anyone who is curious about how our products come into existence, from initial inspiration to idea to final product. In this case, the final product is the Dashboard monster. It's a great peek inside the creative heart of Archie McPhee:

    • Jim's Bag of Broken Candy

      Jim the Graphic Designer was shocked when he saw we were throwing out broken candy. "What a waste," he said, "broken candy tastes the same as unbroken candy! It's a little harder to eat when it's in pointy shards, but so what?" Then Jim had an idea, why not sell it to less discriminating customers?

      So now Jim goes out and collects all the broken candy and puts it into plastic bags. You get two pounds of candy for $7.23 and Jim sleeps better at night, secure in the knowledge that all that sugar has found a loving home.

      This candy might be broken, but it's still completely delicious. So what do you say, are you ready to provide a hungry home to a bag of orphaned sweets?

    • The Super Awesome Show!

      Shana and David put together a little video to showcase our newest products. Follow us on YouTube for our latest AV escapades.

    • Gorillaz, the Yodelling Pickle and Archie McPhee

      The popular rock band Gorillaz used our Yodelling Pickle sound on an album. We said it was fine if they gave it away to their fan club, but if they sold it on an album we'd have to talk again. They decided to sell it without talking to us. So, we made a commercial with it. Enjoy!

      The original yodel was performed by Joe J. Thomas in exchange for a gross of Rubber Chickens!

    • What does Nai think of Bacon Toothpaste?

      Episode 3 of the second season of Funny or Not Funny features our toothpastes. Keep watching at the end for a special outtake.

    • Free Rubber Chicken for April Fools Day!

      Help Un-Bury Jeff!!!

      Instead of tricking you with fake products on April Fools Day, we have decided to treat you to a FREE RUBBER CHICKEN!

      That means that the first 100 customers at our retail store on April 1st will get a free rubber chicken. It also means that anyone who orders on from 6PM on March 31st to midnight on April 1st will get a free rubber chicken with their order.

      No one is really sure how rubber chickens came to be or why they're funny, but that just seems to make them funnier. One thing we do know, however, is that getting one for free will give you a silly sense of satisfaction.

      Yes, we're crazy and this is probably just another symptom of our insanity. There is no coupon to clip or word to remember, just show up or order and claim your chicken!

    • Season 2 of Funny or Not Funny With Nai!

      Nai has worked here almost since the company started and he has lots of opinions about what we sell. To film this, we put Gibson and Nai in a room together with a box of products and let Nai judge their level of humor. There are no gray areas. They are either funny or not funny.

      Probably the most honest product reviews on the web!

      In this, the premiere episode of season 2, Nai weighs in on World's Largest Tweezers, Dear Leader Tongue Scraper, World's Longest Beard and the Stress Cupcake.

    • Creepy Horse Mask Helmet

      Creepy Horse Mask Helmet

      The cult of the Creepy Horse Mask is spreading! I passed this gentlemen on his scooter yesterday in Seattle.

    • That Horse Ain't Right

      We are proud to present, our attempt to try and record some of the incredible impact the Creepy Horse Mask has had on the world. If you have pictures or video of the creepy horse mask being used in a creepy or artistic way, leave a comment below.

    • Creation of the Unicorn Code

      The Writing of the Unicorn Code

      There were no cameras present when the Magna Carta was written. There was no visual documentation of the authorial process behind the Declaration of Independence or the good ol' US Constitution. So, we knew we had to take a picture of the moment of creation of what may become the most important document known to man: The Unicorn Code.

      Here is the text in its entirety:

      The Unicorn Code:
      1. Unicorns never cheat.
      2. Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
      3. Unicorns don’t talk to strangers.
      4. Unicorns respect the Earth.
      5. Unicorns are never late.
      6. Unicorns aren’t conceited.
      7. Unicorns don’t judge people.
      8. Unicorns always give 100%.
      9. Unicorns graze on peace and love.
      10. Unicorns don’t do drugs.

      If you would like to carry around this important moral doctrine with you at all times, you can buy a Unicorn Code Bag.

      Perhaps no one can always live up to the code, but shouldn't we all at least try?

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