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Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe from the steely glint of their sporks.
The Switchblade Spork, because eating is a battle. Choose your weapon wisely!
Our new Santaur Ornament is half-human, half-horse, all Christmas spirit! This nontraditional centaur/Santa ornament is sure to sass up your Christmas tree with his six-pack abs.
We’ve taken a little heat for giving Santaur rock hard abs, but we want you to know we did consider the alternative. After seeing this sketch, Santaur asked for a few weeks to get himself together:
And here is Santaur now, fit as a fiddle and oh so shiny:
How do you improve Thanksgiving? We recommend our Inflatable Turkey and Eagle Talons. Imagine playing living room turkey-volleyball with all your relatives and then delivering the turkey to the table wearing talons! It’s like all your dreams have come to life. Well, our dreams at least. We’re seeing a therapist for it.
Why yes, these are photos of President Obama shaking hands with someone wearing one of our Horse Head Masks. This awesomely surreal moment occurred on Tuesday night, July 8, 2014, as the President was greeting people along the streets of downtown Denver, CO.
Proving once again that there's no telling where our Horse Head Mask might show up next, the photo above was taken by Jewel Samad and the one below by New York Times photographer Doug Mills.
Of course, it didn't take long for The Internets to react in hilarious fashion, which is how we arrive at this amazing third photo.:
Visit BuzzFeed for additional images.[Photos via the LA Times and BuzzFeed]
Spring is finally starting to creep into the air, which means wedding season is also approaching. Our new Horse and Unicorn Wedding Cake Topper is perfect for that "special" couple that wants their wedding to be a wee bit different. This 6-1/4" tall polystone cake topper features our Magical Unicorn Mask and Creepy Horse Mask on a bride and groom. (The bride and/or groom may be blushing, but it's hard to tell because of the masks.)
Max and Whitney Losee shared a picture of their awesome wedding cake with us:
Does anyone have a reason why these two should not be married? Neigh!Max and Whitney Losee for letting us use a picture of their beautiful cake!]
Today, November 19th, is World Toilet Day. It's a day dedicated to spreading awareness about improving the lives of the estimated 2.5 billion people in the world who do not have access to sustainable sanitation or clean toilets. If you've ever encountered a nasty restroom then you should understand the importance of this issue.
But getting people in the West to appreciate toilets takes a little bit of savvy marketing, says Garvey Chui, a representative for Toilet Hackers. “We aim to make these hugely important issues relevant and sexy,” he told CNN. “For many Westernized travelers — particularly for many women travelers, no matter how well-seasoned — sanitation and access to clean toilets becomes a serious consideration when traveling, but for those without access to safe, clean and private toilets and sanitation, it is more than an inconvenience, it can be life or death.”
World Toilet Day is the perfect opportunity to remind you about our Public Toilet Survival Kit. This kit has everything you need to have a tidy potty experience packed neatly in a reusable tin container that will tuck neatly into your purse or purse. You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're prepared with this:
Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves which should be enough to keep you safe and sanitary in even the most challenging conditions.
Celebrate World Toilet Day by appreciating your own fancy toilet and preparing for possible encounters with those less fancy (and possibly downright disgusting) toilets by stocking up on Public Toilet Survival Kits and Emergency Toilet Seat Covers:
They're both perfect for care packages and stocking stuffers. What better way to show your loved ones that you're really looking out for them? Never be afraid of a public bathroom again![Visit Smithsonian.com to learn more about World Toilet Day]
When our friend Linda Lombardi got her pug, Lilly, to pose in pug slippers, she took what ended up being one of the most stolen pictures on the internet:
When she recently got her hands on our new Pug Mask, she couldn't stop herself from recreating her own famous photo:
As you can clearly see from the delightful family portrait below, both Rose and Lilly seem very accepting of their new pug/human hybrid owner:
It appears that our Pug Mask just received the official Pug Seal of Approval.
A pair of our Giant Googly Eyes have been installed in front of a home in Snohomish County, Washington. They make a great addition to the town's Neighborhood Watch group. Skulking scoundrels are sure to think twice about getting up to no good on a street where even the shrubbery is watching them.
We'd like to share a few recent sightings of one of our favorite products, the Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. Cat's love it!
The fun began when Redditor Alterx shared this fantastic photo:
A short while later Redditor iCareMuch shared a photo of their cat wearing the horn too:
Can you believe just how much these cats are enjoying themselves?
But wait, there's more!
As if that trio of unicorn kitty photos wasn't great enough, we then spotted this awesome sticker in the Hawthorne District of Portland, OR:
Do not provoke the neon unicorn kitty. He's busy being awesome.
(Unfortunately we don't know the name of the artist responsible for making this fantastic piece of adhesive street art, but we love it all the same.)