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The best ideas are written on cocktail napkins at the end of an evening, so why not write all your ideas on napkins?
This Million Dollar Idea Napkin Sketchbook will increase the chances of your big idea turning profits and, as an added bonus, your business plan will be absorbent.
Each 5-1/8” x 4-3/4” sketchbook is filled with thirty blank napkins (120 pages) for you to jot down product ideas or invent the next big social media network (or both). Million dollars not guaranteed.
Smart people have all kinds of delicious stuff in their heads! Well, now you can eat it. You can get Edgar Allan Poe, William Shakespeare or Sigmund Freud candy in a book-shaped package. Each wrapper has the face of the genius on it.
The next time you reach for the collected works of William Shakespeare, you might be surprised to find that it's full of lemon-flavored candy!
It looks just like a book, but instead of containing the dark and scary stories of Edgar Allan Poe, it's full of grape-flavored candy decorated with Poe's face!
Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, this tiny book is full of banana-flavored candy decorated with Freud's face!
This is food for thinkers! Looks great on a bookshelf.
You could search for Bigfoot by just randomly walking around in the forest screaming "Bigfoot" at the top of your lungs or you could use science and this sciencetastic Bigfoot Research Kit!
The search for Bigfoot is a (mostly) serious science. Like most of us in the Pacific Northwest, Dayton and Sofia spend all their weekends looking for Bigfoot. When we gave them one of our Bigfoot Research Kits, their eyes lit up as they examined the contents.
From a helpful footprint guide to evidence markers to a Bigfoot Research Team membership card, they said they felt this kit would improve their chances of finding Bigfoot by at least 47%!
So, once you find him, how do you approach Bigfoot? You have to buy this kit to find out! Comes in a 7" x 5" x 1-1/2" decorated cardboard box that contains stickers, a membership card, evidence flags, the previously mentioned informational booklet, field journal, a magnifier and scat bags. This will make your inner 10-year-old, or an actual 10-year-old, very happy.
This is the perfect present for your favorite Bigfoot obsessed friend or family member.
"When I was young and filled with folly, I fell in love with melancholy. Now things seem to be so much better, since I acquired this awesome sweater.”
- Edgar Allan Poe
Doesn't Edgar look smashing in his Edgar Allan Poe Sweater? We think so.
Featuring an honest, but misguided attempt to accurately capture the likeness of Edgar Allan Poe, this 100% acrylic sweater is sure to be a conversation piece with you and your friends as you play with a Ouija board and read poetry from your tear-stained journal. One-size-fits-most.
This is a limited quantity, exclusive item! Click here to order.
Announce to the world that you believe in Bigfoot and be assured that he most certainly believes in you.
The first rule of Bigfoot Club is to buy this fez and talk about Bigfoot to anyone who will listen.
If Bigfoot needs help, this fez lets people know that you're the one that's going to give it to him.
These three swanky fezzes fit an average-sized adult head, but also look pretty good perched precariously on an oversized noggin. They're made of red velour that's soft to the touch and exudes pure class. For some people, wearing a plain fez is not enough, they have so much more nerdy weirdness to express! Fezzes are cool!
Click here to order your favorite Bigfoot Fez (or get all three!).
Do you feel that all the world’s a dashboard and all the people merely nodders? Have we got a bobbler for you! With Dashboard William Shakespeare you’ll soon find yourself insulting other drivers with lines like, “How dare you cut me off you maggot-lipped blaggard!”
Let other people have sports stars and comic book characters on their dashboards, you've got the greatest writer of all time.
Our new Love Note Postcards Book has 30 retro-Valentine postcards that let you express your love through really bad puns.
Stinky bad. The worse the pun, the more the other person knows you care.
You don’t need any holiday as an excuse to use puns like these, they’re classic dad jokes year-round.
Each card features retro art and bad puns that mean you really love someone. For example, a vacuum cleaner saying, "You fill the vacuum in my heart," and a sandwich saying, "Gluten tag!"
Each 4" x 6" postcard is made of heavy stock and tears easily from the book.
Tired of your boring old hand? Unlock its secret and transform it into a unicorn with Handicorn!
It's a set of five finger puppets that take your hand from meh to magical!
After we put them on, we learned that unicorns love Skittles.:
Handicorn will transform your former fist into the ultimate unicorn.
This shimmery, sparkling Lederhosen Unicorn Ornament is the most awesome ornament in the universe. It adds unlimited sass to any Christmas tree.
People often ask us why our Unicorn Ornament is wearing pink lederhosen. We say, "Why not?" If you try and think of more appropriate unicorn attire, you can come up with a few interesting ideas (unitard, Zorro cape, chaps), but nothing that captures the utter awesomeness of the unicorn quite as well.
It's a glass 5-3/4" tall chunk of mind blowing uni-brilliance. Your Christmas tree will never be the same. Includes a string for hanging, but can also stand on its own.