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Tin cans are for average cats, this one is silvery. While it's true that your cat would eat out of a tin can if it had to, surely it would prefer to dine from a silver-plated ceramic Luxury Cat Dish. The 5" diameter bowl is the perfect food container whether you're serving caviar, seafood-flavored kibble or wet food. It holds 10 fl. oz., which is a lot of caviar!
Speaking of caviar, the Luxury Cat Dish is also food safe for humans, so feel free to use it for cereal in the morning or get down on all fours and chow down besides your kitties. They may appreciate this so much that they'll even acknowledge that you exist. (Sorry, no guarantees there.)
It's just like your parents always told you—you are special. But, if that's true, where are your paparazzi and clingy fans? It's time for you to take command of your destiny. This set of five hard vinyl You're The Star figures is the adoring public you so richly deserve.
This flock of tiny, adoring photographers and autograph seekers will watch you brush your teeth in the morning, wait for you to get home from work and then hang around outside of any event you go to. In fact, occasionally you'll want to yell at them, but don't do it. You don't want to be featured on TMZ.
They've only got eyes for you.
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There's nothing worse than having people look at you in your Horse Mask and saying, "I can tell you're a human because I can see your hands, you loser." Now it'll never happen again thanks to this handsome pair of 14" long latex Horse Hooves:
Horse hooves fit smoothly over most adult hands. Like a pair of cloppy gloves, they instantly add a dash of centaur to any outfit. We recommend wearing them to math class and using them to stomp out your answers or to make shaking hands extra cloppy. Also good for dressing as your favorite rapper, 50 Centaur.
When somebody says you have cat breath, we all know what they mean. That decaying seafood smell is the result of the appalling level of cat dental hygiene in the world today. We at Archie McPhee are finally going to do something about it.
This Tuna Scented Cat Dental Floss has a flavor cats love and will assist you in making sure that your Siamese stays sweet and your Ginger avoids gingivitis. Kitty cavities will be a thing of the past as soon as you start flossing your feline.
Tuna Flavored Cat Floss - It's Crazy Cat Lady-approved and tats love it!
Well done Jim and thank you for sharing! We've already watched it ten times in a row and it’s still cracking us up.
Want to get your own backyard squirrels involved in this hilarious action?
Click here to buy the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder.
Our new Crow Mask makes you look just like a crow or we'll eat... well... crow. It's perfect for dressing as a bad omen or eating roadkill without being judged. Find a creepy scarecrow and prove him wrong. If only Hitchcock had lived to see this.
This realistic, latex mask cries out for you to scare old people feeding stale bread to birds in the park. Find a comfy spot (do not attempt to perch on electrical wires), cock your head to one side, then another, and stare at people with your beady, enigmatic corvid eyes.
Spring is finally starting to creep into the air, which means wedding season is also approaching. Our new Horse and Unicorn Wedding Cake Topper is perfect for that "special" couple that wants their wedding to be a wee bit different. This 6-1/4" tall polystone cake topper features our Magical Unicorn Mask and Creepy Horse Mask on a bride and groom. (The bride and/or groom may be blushing, but it's hard to tell because of the masks.)
Max and Whitney Losee shared a picture of their awesome wedding cake with us:
Does anyone have a reason why these two should not be married? Neigh!Max and Whitney Losee for letting us use a picture of their beautiful cake!]
Put some peanut butter on the shelf inside this squirrel feeder and as the squirrel eats it, he'll be wearing the horse mask. Feeds and humiliates squirrels at the same time! You'll laugh every morning as you drink your coffee while staring out the window into your backyard.
Today, February 12th, 2014, is Abraham Lincoln's 205th birthday.
Happy birthday Abe! You don't look a day over 56:
We made this stackable Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set as an homage to our favorite president, Abraham Lincoln:
If Honest Abe were here today, we think he'd want to emancipate the flavor in our bland food. And now he can, thanks to a 3" tall ceramic likeness of his head that you can fill with salt and a 2-1/2" tall ceramic top hat for pepper.
With her subtle makeup and long, luscious lashes, we think she's equal parts creepy and pretty!
As you can see in the picture above, the gentleman suitor horse is wearing our new Horse Hooves!
Get your very own Lady Horse Mask right here.