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Not every cat is worthy of a wizard hat. Some cats are just plain old mundane muggles mewing mediocrely. Leave them out of this. Other cats are MAGICAL! Those special cats need an Inflatable Wizard Hat for Cats.
This vinyl 6-1/2" long hat is held on kitty's noggin with a four-point elastic strap system. Your own little Meow-lin (Claw-dini? Kitty Kopperfield? Hiss Angel? Hairball Potter?) will even be able to practice wizardry at night because it glows in the dark. Magic cats love it!
Say Abra-cat-dabra and buy one here.
OK, so maybe it’s not worth calling the EPA, but that pair of underpants on the floor is still clearly a biohazard, so why not mark them off with some of this Mini Biohazard Tape? Perfect for passive-aggressively telling your roommates to clean up their stuff!
Have a child, spouse or significant other that leaves dirty dishes in the sink and drinks directly from the milk? This is the tape for you. Each plastic dispenser has 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape, which should be enough to get the message across to even the sloppiest slob. Who knew that office supplies could save a marriage?
Our new Bigfoot Scarf is so awesome we can’t stand it. Plus, Bigfoot is wearing a scarf while he’s on a scarf himself. Mind BLOWN!
You know that old saying, "Big feet, cold neck"? Well, it's doubly the case with Bigfoot. For some reason our hairy forest-dwelling friend always catches a chill when his neck is exposed. This 71" long soft-knit acrylic scarf is decorated with multiple Bigfoot and bright, beautiful stripes. Keeps your neck warm in everything from a zephyr to a gale. The perfect thing to wear for long walks in the woods of the Pacific Northwest.
Having a hand is great, but imagine if you had a centaur at the end of your arm. That’s where Handitaur comes in. It transforms your hand into a mystical, magical, beardy centaur.
It's a set of five soft vinyl finger puppets, four 2" hooves and one 3-1/2" torso, that takes your hand from humdrum reality into the realm of fantasy. This product will change the world. Instead of shaking hands, people of the future will bump centaurs.
Take your squirrels from muggle to magical with this amazing Unicorn Squirrel Feeder. Put some peanut butter on the shelf inside this squirrel feeder and as the squirrel eats it, he’ll transform into a unicorn. Feeds and humiliates squirrels at the same time.
It's like you're a wizard and cast a spell on the squirrels in your backyard. With a quick "unicornis in transmutare sciurus" that boring old mundane tree rat transforms into a magical beast from Fairyland.
This coloring book, intended for adults, traces the development of a Crazy Cat Lady. She starts off miserable and ends up in a happy relationship with lots and lots and lots and lots of cats! Other people call her crazy, but we call her blissfully happy. MEOW!
It's a twenty-four page celebration of the incalculable joy that comes from living with kitties that features the story of our Crazy Cat Lady, cat-related activity pages and cats to color.
This is the perfect present for your friends that have more than a couple of cats (there's always room for one more) and talk about bringing their "fur kids" presents when they're on vacation.
Pickles are great, we love pickles, but if we had just one complaint it would be that they tend to just lay there when you eat them like some kind of boring old cucumber. You deserve more pizzaz with your pickle! This particularly peculiar pickle-flavored candy explodes in your mouth, releasing pockets of pickle piquancy.
Hate all these pickle puns? Dill with it!
You need a Bat Mask. You know, to make yourself creepier.
Bats are amazing animals. They have sonar, they eat a third of their weight in insects every night and GOOD GOD THEY ARE SCARY! This latex Bat Mask is pretty realistic which means wearing it and hiding it in a closet to surprise your significant other isn't so much funny as it is justification for your divorce.
Our new set of three Final Notes notebooks are perfect for all your morbid and morose musings. Let other people look at the bright side of life, these notebooks focus on the inevitable death looming for us all.
Titled My Legacy, Epitaph Ideas and Deathbed Requests, each 48-page notebook measures 5-1/2" x 3-1/2" and has ruled paper. There is also an imposing grim reaper on each page to remind you of the eventual end to us all. Inside the flap is a funny checklist for your best friend to follow after you die and a delicious recipe for funeral potatoes.