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Looking for a gift for a friend who has been depressed or unmotivated? Give them the Emergency Self-Esteem Kit. That’s right, nothing makes grumps happy faster than attention and gifts!
This kit contains everything you need to rebuild a damaged psyche including a trophy you can give yourself, stickers, a book of affirmations and gold stars. You probably feel better just reading about it.
This beautiful Sugar Skull Air Freshener glows in the dark, smells like vanilla and can make your Prius about 10 times more mysterious! Summer is winding down which means Autumn is just around the corner and, before we know it, Halloween and the Day of the Dead will be here. Make sure your car is dressed and scented for the occasion.
Finger Hands! Hey dude, did you ever wonder what it would look like if your fingers had tiny hands on the end as if they were arms? It's a freak out!
This set of five irresistible soft vinyl finger puppets fit snugly on the end of your fingers and look like a quintet of tiny right hands. Now you can give a high twenty-five.
But wait, let's explore a few more uses for our new Finger Hands.
Here's the high twenty-five:
Impractical shoe tying:
Tiny business handshakes:
Adorable multi-handed peekaboo:
An excellent way to look even smarter while thoughtfully stroking your beard:
Guitar moves Eddie Van Halen couldn't handle:
A better way to brush your bangs out of your eyes:
And a true grip on your glass of water:
We consider this proof you should buy some Finger Hands right now. Really, you need them.
The Existential Coloring Book is packed to the gills with animal-people paired with dark quotes from philosophers and other people worried about the essential dark unknowability of the universe.
It's also full of thoughtful yet melancholy activities! From an existential connect-the-dots to a page where you can draw what Kierkegaard is thinking about, you'll being sighing with joy as you work on them.
This looks like a coloring book for kids, but it's probably not a good idea to give it to one, unless they're really smart and more than a little weird.
This twenty-four page, 8" x 10-1/4" book is a great gift for philosophy majors or anyone else overwhelmed with a feeling of hopelessness. It features quotes from existential thinkers, mysterious pictures to color and mildly depressing activities.
We’re going to blow your mind a bit, but if you think about it, Bigfoot walks around naked. Sure, his fur makes it look like he’s all covered up, but he’s a forest-living, hippy nudist. Our new Dress-Up Bigfoot comes with 28 reusable vinyl cling pieces of clothing and accessories that you can use to dress Bigfoot to suit all sorts of moods and occasions.
Standing 16” tall and made of laminated cardboard, Dress-Up Bigfoot makes a handsome desk accessory or holiday decoration. Dress and redress Bigfoot year-round, all the clings are reusable. Bigfoot comes with lederhosen, beer hat, boxers and so much more! You can dress Bigfoot to your whim, but we’re partial to him in his tighty-whities.
Here's a video demonstration of how to dress up Bigfoot:
Everybody has a cheap relative and death can be expensive. You know when they die they'd be mad at you if you spent thousands of dollars on a fancy urn! That's why we made our Modest Urn for the frugal.
This metal can, which mysteriously resembles a coffee can, comes with a sticker sheet so you can customize it for the deceased. It's 5" tall, 4" diameter and has a volume of 62.8 cubic inches.
In addition, there's a reusable interior metal seal and an exterior plastic cap to keep the ash from falling out. Includes a fill-in-the-blanks eulogy for easy mourning.
We even made a version of the urn just for pets.
Introducing the Screaming Pickle! You love the Yodelling Pickle when you're happy, but now there's the Screaming Pickle for more stressful days. Why would a pickle scream? We have no idea, but we’ve found it to be a great stress reliever around the office.
It's the perfect thing to keep on your desk at work or in your car to express your frustration for you. Having a bad day? Just press the button and this pickle sounds off with a dilly of a scream so loud it can be heard in the next barrel. Lets everyone around you know to stay out of your way. Click here to listen to the pickle scream.
But don't let today be the only day you show your kitty how much they mean to you. You know your kitty is the best kitty ever, so why not get the trophy to prove it?
Make it official by awarding your cat with a World's Best Cat Trophy:
Buy one here. Then hug your kitty again for good measure.
Tin cans are for average cats, this one is silvery. While it's true that your cat would eat out of a tin can if it had to, surely it would prefer to dine from a silver-plated ceramic Luxury Cat Dish. The 5" diameter bowl is the perfect food container whether you're serving caviar, seafood-flavored kibble or wet food. It holds 10 fl. oz., which is a lot of caviar!
Speaking of caviar, the Luxury Cat Dish is also food safe for humans, so feel free to use it for cereal in the morning or get down on all fours and chow down besides your kitties. They may appreciate this so much that they'll even acknowledge that you exist. (Sorry, no guarantees there.)
It's just like your parents always told you—you are special. But, if that's true, where are your paparazzi and clingy fans? It's time for you to take command of your destiny. This set of five hard vinyl You're The Star figures is the adoring public you so richly deserve.
This flock of tiny, adoring photographers and autograph seekers will watch you brush your teeth in the morning, wait for you to get home from work and then hang around outside of any event you go to. In fact, occasionally you'll want to yell at them, but don't do it. You don't want to be featured on TMZ.
They've only got eyes for you.
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