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We've just released a whole new series of shiny new ornaments to help make your Christmas trees and Hanukkah bushes even more awesome this year. Here are three of them:
This Cone Kitty Ornament is for the true appreciator of cats, even when they aren’t having their proudest moment. If this kitty is humiliated by the plastic cone, she’s not showing it. How did this happen? Why is the world so unfair? Merry Christmas!
Our new Introvert Ornament would rather be in the back of the tree in a comfortable secluded spot where it can see the other ornaments if it wants to, but can also have some private time. The perfect ornament to make sure everyone in your family is represented on the tree.
You know what your Christmas tree needs? A Squirrel in Underpants Ornament! No more naked squirrels. This beautifully crafted glass squirrel in underpants won’t be out of place on even the classiest tree.
You can’t take your kitties to work with you, but you can take this peel and stick Dress-Up Crazy Cat Lady. She comes with over 100 reusable vinyl clings that put her awesome life at your command.
Just imagine, not only can you dress her in her cat-related outfits, but you can arrange kitties and kitty accessories in her living room all day long. You decide how many cats are appropriate for her living space. Includes hairballs.
We’re willing to bet that all day you’re doing things that deserve a high five. In fact, you probably need so many high fives that it puts an undue burden on co-workers, family and bros. The Wind-up High Five relieves that burden with automated recognition of your awesomeness!
Made of soft vinyl and plastic, this 3-1/2" hand slowly walks toward your hand until they meet for a high five. It's automated awesome! Finally, technology does something useful. Buy two and have them high five one another.
Our new Howling Wolf Mask is here to save Halloween! It has eyeholes in the neck, so you can walk forward in a constant howl! There doesn't have to be a full moon to wear this mask, but it helps.
Usually a mask just makes you different, but what if a mask made you better? What if a mask made people find a new respect for you and made you irresistible to potential partners? What if a mask gave you the ability to ascend to the spirit plane and move amongst the archetypes of the collective unconscious? That would be great. This mask has the special power to make you awesome! Instead of just disguising you as an animal, it transforms you into a majestic howling wolf. Fits most adult heads.
Boo! These glow-in-the-dark Halloween Mini Decorations are a set of terrifyingly tiny spooks to haunt the nooks and crannies of your home, cubicle, or school locker.
If you don't have a lot of room, not only do these adorable decorations not take up much space to display, but all 11 paper decorations tuck neatly away in a 5" x 5-1/2" x 1/2" illustrated tin that fits in a drawer. Some decorations are jointed including a spiffy skeleton. Boo!
The praying mantis is one of our favorite insects, not only for their lithe physiques and graceful movements, but also because the females eat the males after mating. Now that’s an insect! This beautiful latex Praying Mantis Mask captures all the detail of a giant insect head. The bold green color is enhanced by a gloss on the eyes that make them pop.
This is probably the best mask we’ve ever made for just creepily standing around and staring at people at the mall. Fits most adult heads.
Not every cat is worthy of a wizard hat. Some cats are just plain old mundane muggles mewing mediocrely. Leave them out of this. Other cats are MAGICAL! Those special cats need an Inflatable Wizard Hat for Cats.
This vinyl 6-1/2" long hat is held on kitty's noggin with a four-point elastic strap system. Your own little Meow-lin (Claw-dini? Kitty Kopperfield? Hiss Angel? Hairball Potter?) will even be able to practice wizardry at night because it glows in the dark. Magic cats love it!
Say Abra-cat-dabra and buy one here.
OK, so maybe it’s not worth calling the EPA, but that pair of underpants on the floor is still clearly a biohazard, so why not mark them off with some of this Mini Biohazard Tape? Perfect for passive-aggressively telling your roommates to clean up their stuff!
Have a child, spouse or significant other that leaves dirty dishes in the sink and drinks directly from the milk? This is the tape for you. Each plastic dispenser has 100 feet of 3/4" wide tape, which should be enough to get the message across to even the sloppiest slob. Who knew that office supplies could save a marriage?
Our new Bigfoot Scarf is so awesome we can’t stand it. Plus, Bigfoot is wearing a scarf while he’s on a scarf himself. Mind BLOWN!
You know that old saying, "Big feet, cold neck"? Well, it's doubly the case with Bigfoot. For some reason our hairy forest-dwelling friend always catches a chill when his neck is exposed. This 71" long soft-knit acrylic scarf is decorated with multiple Bigfoot and bright, beautiful stripes. Keeps your neck warm in everything from a zephyr to a gale. The perfect thing to wear for long walks in the woods of the Pacific Northwest.