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You could search for Bigfoot by just randomly walking around in the forest screaming "Bigfoot" at the top of your lungs or you could use science and this sciencetastic Bigfoot Research Kit!
The search for Bigfoot is a (mostly) serious science. Like most of us in the Pacific Northwest, Dayton and Sofia spend all their weekends looking for Bigfoot. When we gave them one of our Bigfoot Research Kits, their eyes lit up as they examined the contents.
From a helpful footprint guide to evidence markers to a Bigfoot Research Team membership card, they said they felt this kit would improve their chances of finding Bigfoot by at least 47%!
So, once you find him, how do you approach Bigfoot? You have to buy this kit to find out! Comes in a 7" x 5" x 1-1/2" decorated cardboard box that contains stickers, a membership card, evidence flags, the previously mentioned informational booklet, field journal, a magnifier and scat bags. This will make your inner 10-year-old, or an actual 10-year-old, very happy.
This is the perfect present for your favorite Bigfoot obsessed friend or family member.
"When I was young and filled with folly, I fell in love with melancholy. Now things seem to be so much better, since I acquired this awesome sweater.”
- Edgar Allan Poe
Doesn't Edgar look smashing in his Edgar Allan Poe Sweater? We think so.
Featuring an honest, but misguided attempt to accurately capture the likeness of Edgar Allan Poe, this 100% acrylic sweater is sure to be a conversation piece with you and your friends as you play with a Ouija board and read poetry from your tear-stained journal. One-size-fits-most.
This is a limited quantity, exclusive item! Click here to order.
Announce to the world that you believe in Bigfoot and be assured that he most certainly believes in you.
The first rule of Bigfoot Club is to buy this fez and talk about Bigfoot to anyone who will listen.
If Bigfoot needs help, this fez lets people know that you're the one that's going to give it to him.
These three swanky fezzes fit an average-sized adult head, but also look pretty good perched precariously on an oversized noggin. They're made of red velour that's soft to the touch and exudes pure class. For some people, wearing a plain fez is not enough, they have so much more nerdy weirdness to express! Fezzes are cool!
Click here to order your favorite Bigfoot Fez (or get all three!).
Do you feel that all the world’s a dashboard and all the people merely nodders? Have we got a bobbler for you! With Dashboard William Shakespeare you’ll soon find yourself insulting other drivers with lines like, “How dare you cut me off you maggot-lipped blaggard!”
Let other people have sports stars and comic book characters on their dashboards, you've got the greatest writer of all time.
Our new Love Note Postcards Book has 30 retro-Valentine postcards that let you express your love through really bad puns.
Stinky bad. The worse the pun, the more the other person knows you care.
You don’t need any holiday as an excuse to use puns like these, they’re classic dad jokes year-round.
Each card features retro art and bad puns that mean you really love someone. For example, a vacuum cleaner saying, "You fill the vacuum in my heart," and a sandwich saying, "Gluten tag!"
Each 4" x 6" postcard is made of heavy stock and tears easily from the book.
Tired of your boring old hand? Unlock its secret and transform it into a unicorn with Handicorn!
It's a set of five finger puppets that take your hand from meh to magical!
After we put them on, we learned that unicorns love Skittles.:
Handicorn will transform your former fist into the ultimate unicorn.
This shimmery, sparkling Lederhosen Unicorn Ornament is the most awesome ornament in the universe. It adds unlimited sass to any Christmas tree.
People often ask us why our Unicorn Ornament is wearing pink lederhosen. We say, "Why not?" If you try and think of more appropriate unicorn attire, you can come up with a few interesting ideas (unitard, Zorro cape, chaps), but nothing that captures the utter awesomeness of the unicorn quite as well.
It's a glass 5-3/4" tall chunk of mind blowing uni-brilliance. Your Christmas tree will never be the same. Includes a string for hanging, but can also stand on its own.
Is there anything gravy can't do? No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on good old gravy to cover everything up and make it better. If it's dry, gravy makes it juicy. We thought dipping our Gravy Candy Canes in actual gravy would be fun! It was not, David still hasn’t completely recovered:
Gravy Candy Canes taste like grandma’s gravy, but they’re easier to hold in your hand. Every time you get suckered into a difficult conversation with an inebriated relative, just suck on the savory goodness of a Gravy Candy Cane and your troubles will melt away.
But don't keep them all to yourself. Sneak one in with regular candy canes and surprise someone else with that savory gravy flavor.
The Gift Alarm turns your Christmas tree into Fort Knox. Put this motion-detecting alarm on top of the presents under your tree and it goes off when snoops try and sneak a peek.
The whole point of wrapping gifts is so they'll be a surprise, not so people can peel back the paper and peep. This 2-3/4" tall Gift Alarm has a motion detector with a 4 foot range. If some lookie-loo tries to approach their stack of gifts, the alarm goes into DEFCON 1 with a loud siren and flashing red light.
It's not Christmas specific, so you could also use this to protect the last precious piece of cake or your diary.
The Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane is designed to appeal to the grump/curmudgeon in your life. Even Ebenezer Scrooge has a sweet tooth.
We all know someone who doesn't enjoy the holidays, so why not give them a white flavorless cane to brandish when they complain about overplayed Christmas carols and how the holiday is all about greed and spending.
This is one candy cane that has no Christmas spirit whatsoever.