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Turn your hand into a cat with Handicat We’ve all looked at our hands and thought, “Wow, I wish these were cats.” Problem solved!
The Handicat is a set of five soft vinyl finger puppets that turn your fist feline! So realistic, your hand may go off on its own to hunt for birds and mice.
(Don’t forget the unicorn version - Handicorn!)
You could put your lunch in the Crazy Cat Lady Lunchbox, but wouldn’t you rather fill it with catnip, cat toys and cat snacks?
This 8” x 7” x 4” metal lunchbox with a plastic handle is decorated with lots of cats andbest used in service of the most important thing in life—cats, because even crazy cat ladies have to eat.
You know you're a unicorn, but all these jerks around you won't admit it. This pair of latex Unicorn Hooves slip easily over your hands and immediately make you ten times more likely to pose majestically on a mountaintop, jump a rainbow or toss glitter into the air.
They're specially good for hanging out with virginal maidens and wearing to psychiatric evaluations.
Be awesome, be a unicorn!
With Rosie the Riveter Lip Balm, we can do it! (And by “it” we mean prevent chapping.)
Rosie the Riveter represents the “can-do” spirit of America as well as the heroic role of women during WWII. However, as tough and capable as she is, she can still get chapped lips. This tube of cherry-flavored lip balm pays homage to her in a very practical way.
There’s a lot to envy about the life of a cat. They’re the most popular thing on the internet and people think it’s cute when cats ignore them. This latex mask lets you become a gray tabby any time you want. It has whiskers and looks realistic enough to shock an actual cat into a reaction. You do have to supply your own box to sit in.
Anyone who owns a black cat knows that they bring luck, but for some weird reason superstitious people consider them unlucky. This mask lets you play on those fears. Put it on and be a dark omen to weak-minded believers. People who are in the know will just consider you adorable!
Just think, you can not react to things, sit in cardboard boxes and pose like you’re holding an invisible cheeseburger! MEOW!
Both of these masks fit most adult heads. Shop here!
Our new gag gift boxes are the way to trick the recipient of your holiday generosity.
You get them socks, but they think you’ve gotten them a kit to turn hams into shrunken heads:
Or a a gravy fountain:
Each cardboard gift box is very detailed, complete with text and illustrations on all sides, and very funny!