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With Rosie the Riveter Lip Balm, we can do it! (And by “it” we mean prevent chapping.)
Rosie the Riveter represents the “can-do” spirit of America as well as the heroic role of women during WWII. However, as tough and capable as she is, she can still get chapped lips. This tube of cherry-flavored lip balm pays homage to her in a very practical way.
There’s a lot to envy about the life of a cat. They’re the most popular thing on the internet and people think it’s cute when cats ignore them. This latex mask lets you become a gray tabby any time you want. It has whiskers and looks realistic enough to shock an actual cat into a reaction. You do have to supply your own box to sit in.
Anyone who owns a black cat knows that they bring luck, but for some weird reason superstitious people consider them unlucky. This mask lets you play on those fears. Put it on and be a dark omen to weak-minded believers. People who are in the know will just consider you adorable!
Just think, you can not react to things, sit in cardboard boxes and pose like you’re holding an invisible cheeseburger! MEOW!
Both of these masks fit most adult heads. Shop here!
Our new gag gift boxes are the way to trick the recipient of your holiday generosity.
You get them socks, but they think you’ve gotten them a kit to turn hams into shrunken heads:
Or a a gravy fountain:
Each cardboard gift box is very detailed, complete with text and illustrations on all sides, and very funny!
Today’s (12/10/15) Super Sale on Archie McPhee is a tin of Foodie Bandages for only $1!
Chefs use brightly colored bandages to make sure that any bandages that might fall off in your tortellini can be easily spotted. Nobody wants to find a bandage in their food! These Foodie Bandages are not only bright neon pink, but also decorated with images of personified food slicing themselves while smiling.
David and Shana are back with another fun-filled episode of The Super Awesome Show!
They've got all sorts of awesome new products to share, including the Howling Wolf Mask, 'sinfully delicious' Exploding Cinnamon Candy, Krampus Candy Canes, the sad but incredibly cute Cone Kitty Ornament, and the obsessive yet stylish Dress-up Crazy Cat Lady set.
Also, just how sinisters is David's evil laugh? Watch the show to find out!
This Bigfoot Christmas Sweater is a limited quantity item! It’s a one-size-fits-most festive Bigfoot Sweater that lets the world know you’re in the holiday spirit and are fascinated by cryptozoology. This Santa Sasquatch is making his way through the forests of the Pacific Northwest to prove that he exists. It’s the perfect look for an ugly sweater party this holiday season.
You have to admit, even Bigfoot looks pretty sweet rockin’ our Bigfoot Christmas Sweater. Even though wearing a shirt of yourself is pretty lame, we’ll let Bigfoot get away with it.
We've just released a whole new series of shiny new ornaments to help make your Christmas trees and Hanukkah bushes even more awesome this year. Here are three of them:
This Cone Kitty Ornament is for the true appreciator of cats, even when they aren’t having their proudest moment. If this kitty is humiliated by the plastic cone, she’s not showing it. How did this happen? Why is the world so unfair? Merry Christmas!
Our new Introvert Ornament would rather be in the back of the tree in a comfortable secluded spot where it can see the other ornaments if it wants to, but can also have some private time. The perfect ornament to make sure everyone in your family is represented on the tree.
You know what your Christmas tree needs? A Squirrel in Underpants Ornament! No more naked squirrels. This beautifully crafted glass squirrel in underpants won’t be out of place on even the classiest tree.