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One of the highlights of the Halloween season is the entire Archie McPhee store staff dressing up in different costumes for an entire week leading up to (and including) Halloween itself. There have been many truly great costumes over the years. (You can peruse a few years' worth via the store's Flickr account: 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, and of course this year: 2012)
Halloween 2012 is still a few days away, but we've already seen a costume that is sure to go down in Archie McPhee history as one of the best. It's as hilarious as it is frightening. Behold the wonder that is Dan'l dressed up as Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler, the only pig who is so eager for you to taste how delicious he is, he's already carving himself up for you:
We've even got video of Dan'l standing in the street in front of the store, merrily slicing away at himself for passing cars:
Many customers were creeped out and children terrified, so as far as we're concerned, mission accomplished. Happy Halloween! Who wants some bacon?
We'd like to tell you to tell you about an awesome young man named Sam:
Superman Sam is a six year old boy with a generous smile, a great sense of humor, and a fondness for frogs, turtles, and comic books. We like Sam.
Sam also has acute myeloid leukemia. Cancer is terrible and fighting it is a painful and exhausting process, even for the toughest person. Sam's family and community have rallied around him to help support him as he fights this disease. But as a six year old, it's difficult for Sam to comprehend just how many people are rooting for him.
Sometimes just knowing, and we mean really knowing, that people are thinking of you and cheering you on can make all the difference in the world. That's why Sam's mother started Superheroes for Sam: A Photo Project. Sam's mom wants us all to send in photos of ourselves wearing our favorite superhero t-shirts or holding up our favorite superhero logo. These photos will be hung on the wall of Sam's room at the Children's Hospital of Wisconsin as shiny proof of just how many people are thinking of him and wishing him the strength of all the superheroes in the universe as he bravely undergoes treatment.
As soon as we heard about Superheroes for Sam we turned on the Bat-Signal and got on the Bat-Phone to round up our neighborhood superheroes. That was when a funny thing happened. The Archie McPhee staff suddenly disappeared. We know it might seem like a suspiciously huge coincidence, but at the exact same moment they each received urgent phone calls, had urgent last-minute meetings to attend, had to run urgent errands, or urgently had to use the restroom. Whatever was going on, it was urgent.
But what's funnier still, no sooner had they all disappeared when a whole mess of superheroes appeared on the scene. There were even a couple supervillains. (The sort of supervillains with secret hearts of gold, don't you know.) "We're here for Sam!" they all said in unison. And then they proceeded to pose for the camera as only superfolks can:
"Let it be known," they cheered, "we're all part of Team Superman Sam!"
The photos are proof. Team Superman Sam is growing and we think you should be part of it too. Here's how:
Take a photograph of yourself being super: wearing your favorite superhero shirt, striking a superhero pose, holding up a superhero logo or your favorite action figure, comic book or lunch box, or even just smiling. (If you happen to know any superheroes, you should invite them over too.)
Then print out the picture. Put it in an envelope and mail it to Sam:
Sam Sommer, E582
Children's Hospital of Wisconsin
P.O. Box 1997
Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53201-1997
Sam needs us. Are you ready? Set? Team Superman Sam... assemble!
Allow us to introduce The Dan'l Show! Starring...wait for it...Dan'l!
Dan'l is so devoted to his demonstration that he gets a bit carried away and encounters some technical difficulties. Let's hope he recovers to deliver a second episode of The Dan'l Show!
The amazing Rusty Blazenhoff stopped by Archie McPhee yesterday to spread the gospel about Marshmallow Fluff. Rusty is not a paid spokesperson, just a true Fluff zealot who wants you understand her passion. She gives her tips on making Fluffernutters, then hands them out to happy customers. Watch a classic Fluff commercial here.
We sure had a blast giving out free Rubber Chickens yesterday. Here's a video of the line of customers waiting to get in to claim their chicken! Hope you got yours.
Ever since moving into our new location in Wallingford last year, there have been some strange things happening. For obvious reasons, we're used to strange things happening, but these defied rational explanation. At night, while closing up, we've heard an odd screeching sound that sounded like an animal's cry. The alley behind the store is constantly full of odd bones picked clean of meat. We throw them away, but there are more the next day. Finally, it all came to a head when Steve heard something behind the store and we captured the video below.
After we posted the video, a customer forwarded us this newspaper article.
Could this be the Wallingford Beast?
They filmed at our store over a year before the segment was shown on TV. If you look at the picture of the two adorable customers above, you'll notice Bacon Pennants behind them which have been discontinued. Not only that, but the whole store moved from Ballard to Wallingford! You know, unimportant details like that.
They filmed for four hours to get the three minutes they ended up using. Shana's greatest fear was realized. They used footage of her flossing with Bacon Floss in the finished story. I had never thought about it, but I guess it is unglamorous to floss on TV.
As soon as they post the show, we'll link to it. In the meantime, if you are a new customer just click here to make all your bacon dreams come true!
One of the bad things about moving our Seattle retail store to a smaller location is that we had to get rid of some of our larger items. Most of the items that wouldn't fit moved to our business offices. As an example, here's a picture of the "Santa Claus in Dentist Chair with Spider" installation which now resides in front of our filing cabinets.
One of the things that hurt the most was losing our handmade rocket. It was way to big to be in someone's house and we were afraid that it would have to be recycled. Thankfully, when we offered to donate it to 826 Seattle they accepted.
826 is a great non-profit organization that teaches writing to kids. Also, the entrance to their building is the Greenwood Space Travel Supply Co, a mercantile for all your interstellar needs that helps support their organziation. It now hangs from the ceiling of their shop and was recently named the "HMS Copernicus' Ride."
826 is always looking for support and volunteers, so if you want to help them with their mission to teach kids creative writing click here for more information.