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You need a Bat Mask. You know, to make yourself creepier.
Bats are amazing animals. They have sonar, they eat a third of their weight in insects every night and GOOD GOD THEY ARE SCARY! This latex Bat Mask is pretty realistic which means wearing it and hiding it in a closet to surprise your significant other isn't so much funny as it is justification for your divorce.
Our new set of three Final Notes notebooks are perfect for all your morbid and morose musings. Let other people look at the bright side of life, these notebooks focus on the inevitable death looming for us all.
Titled My Legacy, Epitaph Ideas and Deathbed Requests, each 48-page notebook measures 5-1/2" x 3-1/2" and has ruled paper. There is also an imposing grim reaper on each page to remind you of the eventual end to us all. Inside the flap is a funny checklist for your best friend to follow after you die and a delicious recipe for funeral potatoes.
Our new Duck Mask is perfect for wading in puddles and eating damp bread. And now you can finally take real duck face selfies too! This mask is beautifully detailed and we added a reflective layer that gives the green feathers a pearlescent sheen.
If you get the urge to fly south for the winter, we recommend you buy you and your flock first class tickets to Miami. Fits most adult heads.
The average horse is around 15 hands high, but this pocket-sized phalange filly is exactly one. This is a set of five finger puppets (four 2" hooves and a 2" horse head). Buy them for your whole family and make a Handihorse herd stampede!
Introducing our new Super Awesome Future! Fortune Cards. This magical deck of 36 oversized cards is the divining tool you’ve been looking for to answer questions like, “Will I find love?” and “What do my cats say about me when I’m at work?”
With cards like Cat Lady, Zombies and Blender, they have been updated with modern imagery yet maintain the classic themes and symbols of the past. Allegedly this is the most accurate system for divining the future ever developed by humans! Includes detailed instruction booklet that explains how to use the cards and the meaning of each.
Check out the video of the Clairvoyant Unicorn giving a sample reading:
Sure, our new Eagle Talons look fantastic with our Eagle Mask, but we think they are just as amazing on their own. So, we came up with a list of things that are WAY MORE AWESOME when you’re wearing Eagle Talons.
All of these things (and many more) are improved by having talons.
We love our new Raccoon Mask! It's super realistic, complete with whiskers and glassy eyes that glint in the light.
This latex mask will get you chased by dogs, yelled at by angry dads and is perfect for dumpster diving and other late night shenanigans. Fits most adult heads.
Check out this video to see how realistic it is:
The Underpants Wallet is the most hygienic way to keep your money in your underpants.
You probably feel self-conscious about carrying your cash in your skivvies, but not anymore! Pretty soon it will feel like second nature to be tucking bills into these tighty-whities. This polyester canvas pair of underpants is actually a 4-1/4" x 3-1/2" folded wallet with plenty of room for cash and cards.
So take that cash out of your actual briefs and move it to your pocket panties! Includes an underpants expert ID card that might get you thrown out of Victoria's Secret.