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The owner of Archie McPhee, Mark Pahlow, did an interview about his favorite things in Seattle for Where Seattle magazine. (Including his top shopping spot: the awesome Nevertold Casket Company.) Mark also took them on a walking tour of the International District with a visit to the Uwajimaya’s gallery/meat case.
The best ideas are written on cocktail napkins at the end of an evening, so why not write all your ideas on napkins?
This Million Dollar Idea Napkin Sketchbook will increase the chances of your big idea turning profits and, as an added bonus, your business plan will be absorbent.
Each 5-1/8” x 4-3/4” sketchbook is filled with thirty blank napkins (120 pages) for you to jot down product ideas or invent the next big social media network (or both). Million dollars not guaranteed.
Smart people have all kinds of delicious stuff in their heads! Well, now you can eat it. You can get Edgar Allan Poe, William Shakespeare or Sigmund Freud candy in a book-shaped package. Each wrapper has the face of the genius on it.
The next time you reach for the collected works of William Shakespeare, you might be surprised to find that it's full of lemon-flavored candy!
It looks just like a book, but instead of containing the dark and scary stories of Edgar Allan Poe, it's full of grape-flavored candy decorated with Poe's face!
Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, this tiny book is full of banana-flavored candy decorated with Freud's face!
This is food for thinkers! Looks great on a bookshelf.
We're going to be at Seattle's Emerald City Comicon! We'll be there all three days, from Friday March 27th through Sunday March 29th. Stop by our booth (1206), get some stickers and say howdy! You might even meet a centaur... Or become a centaur! Insane!
See you there!
When we got in a shipment of defective unicorns there were some cruel people here who wanted us to throw them away. We refused! We think each one is valuable and special in its own way.
They just need you to take care of them. There will be approximately 8 unicorns and pieces of unicorns in each bag. Some can stand, some can’t. Some have lost their horns. Some are missing a leg or two. The one thing we know for sure, each one is just as magical as it has always been. They want you to love them for who they are.
Imperfect but still majestic, magical and looking for forever homes. No returns.
You could search for Bigfoot by just randomly walking around in the forest screaming "Bigfoot" at the top of your lungs or you could use science and this sciencetastic Bigfoot Research Kit!
The search for Bigfoot is a (mostly) serious science. Like most of us in the Pacific Northwest, Dayton and Sofia spend all their weekends looking for Bigfoot. When we gave them one of our Bigfoot Research Kits, their eyes lit up as they examined the contents.
From a helpful footprint guide to evidence markers to a Bigfoot Research Team membership card, they said they felt this kit would improve their chances of finding Bigfoot by at least 47%!
So, once you find him, how do you approach Bigfoot? You have to buy this kit to find out! Comes in a 7" x 5" x 1-1/2" decorated cardboard box that contains stickers, a membership card, evidence flags, the previously mentioned informational booklet, field journal, a magnifier and scat bags. This will make your inner 10-year-old, or an actual 10-year-old, very happy.
This is the perfect present for your favorite Bigfoot obsessed friend or family member.
"When I was young and filled with folly, I fell in love with melancholy. Now things seem to be so much better, since I acquired this awesome sweater.”
- Edgar Allan Poe
Doesn't Edgar look smashing in his Edgar Allan Poe Sweater? We think so.
Featuring an honest, but misguided attempt to accurately capture the likeness of Edgar Allan Poe, this 100% acrylic sweater is sure to be a conversation piece with you and your friends as you play with a Ouija board and read poetry from your tear-stained journal. One-size-fits-most.
This is a limited quantity, exclusive item! Click here to order.
Announce to the world that you believe in Bigfoot and be assured that he most certainly believes in you.
The first rule of Bigfoot Club is to buy this fez and talk about Bigfoot to anyone who will listen.
If Bigfoot needs help, this fez lets people know that you're the one that's going to give it to him.
These three swanky fezzes fit an average-sized adult head, but also look pretty good perched precariously on an oversized noggin. They're made of red velour that's soft to the touch and exudes pure class. For some people, wearing a plain fez is not enough, they have so much more nerdy weirdness to express! Fezzes are cool!
Click here to order your favorite Bigfoot Fez (or get all three!).