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We're going to be at Seattle's Emerald City Comicon! We'll be there all three days, from Friday March 27th through Sunday March 29th. Stop by our booth (1206), get some stickers and say howdy! You might even meet a centaur... Or become a centaur! Insane!
See you there!
When we got in a shipment of defective unicorns there were some cruel people here who wanted us to throw them away. We refused! We think each one is valuable and special in its own way.
They just need you to take care of them. There will be approximately 8 unicorns and pieces of unicorns in each bag. Some can stand, some can’t. Some have lost their horns. Some are missing a leg or two. The one thing we know for sure, each one is just as magical as it has always been. They want you to love them for who they are.
Imperfect but still majestic, magical and looking for forever homes. No returns.
You could search for Bigfoot by just randomly walking around in the forest screaming "Bigfoot" at the top of your lungs or you could use science and this sciencetastic Bigfoot Research Kit!
The search for Bigfoot is a (mostly) serious science. Like most of us in the Pacific Northwest, Dayton and Sofia spend all their weekends looking for Bigfoot. When we gave them one of our Bigfoot Research Kits, their eyes lit up as they examined the contents.
From a helpful footprint guide to evidence markers to a Bigfoot Research Team membership card, they said they felt this kit would improve their chances of finding Bigfoot by at least 47%!
So, once you find him, how do you approach Bigfoot? You have to buy this kit to find out! Comes in a 7" x 5" x 1-1/2" decorated cardboard box that contains stickers, a membership card, evidence flags, the previously mentioned informational booklet, field journal, a magnifier and scat bags. This will make your inner 10-year-old, or an actual 10-year-old, very happy.
This is the perfect present for your favorite Bigfoot obsessed friend or family member.
"When I was young and filled with folly, I fell in love with melancholy. Now things seem to be so much better, since I acquired this awesome sweater.”
- Edgar Allan Poe
Doesn't Edgar look smashing in his Edgar Allan Poe Sweater? We think so.
Featuring an honest, but misguided attempt to accurately capture the likeness of Edgar Allan Poe, this 100% acrylic sweater is sure to be a conversation piece with you and your friends as you play with a Ouija board and read poetry from your tear-stained journal. One-size-fits-most.
This is a limited quantity, exclusive item! Click here to order.
Announce to the world that you believe in Bigfoot and be assured that he most certainly believes in you.
The first rule of Bigfoot Club is to buy this fez and talk about Bigfoot to anyone who will listen.
If Bigfoot needs help, this fez lets people know that you're the one that's going to give it to him.
These three swanky fezzes fit an average-sized adult head, but also look pretty good perched precariously on an oversized noggin. They're made of red velour that's soft to the touch and exudes pure class. For some people, wearing a plain fez is not enough, they have so much more nerdy weirdness to express! Fezzes are cool!
Click here to order your favorite Bigfoot Fez (or get all three!).
Do you feel that all the world’s a dashboard and all the people merely nodders? Have we got a bobbler for you! With Dashboard William Shakespeare you’ll soon find yourself insulting other drivers with lines like, “How dare you cut me off you maggot-lipped blaggard!”
Let other people have sports stars and comic book characters on their dashboards, you've got the greatest writer of all time.
Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe from the steely glint of their sporks.
The Switchblade Spork, because eating is a battle. Choose your weapon wisely!