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    Introducing Nihilist Toothpaste

    No Flavor. No Color. Nothing.

    We don't believe in dental hygiene.

    Nihilism is a philosophy defined by what it doesn't believe. At its most extreme, Nihilists don't believe in anything. So, when we decided to make toothpaste for nihilists, we decided that it shouldn't taste like anything because they don't believe in flavor. Brushing your teeth with Nihilist Toothpaste is really brushing them with a big dollop of reality. This is a perfect present for your favorite philosopher, a moody teenager or a fan of The Big Lebowski.

    Nihilist Toothpaste - Toothpaste for those that believe in nothing.