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    Introducing the Fail Button

    Our new Fail Button should always be kept nearby so you can joyfully celebrate the failure that surrounds you by playing the sound of the sad trombone.

    Watch this commercial to see how it works:

    It's perfect for meetings at work and blind dates, but probably not good at funerals.