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    Handerpants!

    At long last we can share our secret product, Handerpants! This is such a huge innovation in our industry we were afraid we'd be victims of industrial espionage. We doubled our usual security and forced people to sign the same privacy agreement Apple uses. Now, they're here and they were worth all the effort.

    Download Handerpants  mp3 ringtone here!

    Download the Handerpants iPhone ringtone here!

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    • These would be even cooler if the Y seam was in the middle rather than off to the side, allowing the wearer to put his or her middle finger through the hole.

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